Designer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, AMBITION, aspirations, career, catwalk, confusion, contemplation, Decision making, Designer, fashion, goals, introspection, Isles, MODEL, mystic, runway, rye, self reflection, Style, success, Thoughts, trend, uncertainty

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

FragrantCraftsMC

#mens grooming, best sellers, classic, Cologne, Designer, Fragrance, FragrantCraftsMC, gift idea, Grooming, long-lasting, luxury, masculine, men’s perfume, MODERN, Popular, Recommendation, scent, signature scent, SOPHISTICATED, special occasion, Top Picks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of smelling like a regular Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll smell like a diamond-encrusted, enchanted potion of manliness! Our custom-made perfume will have all the creepers running away in fear and all the villagers swooning at your feet. So come join us and smell like a winner in the world of blocks and pixels!

CraftyCashCow

beneficial, cost effective, CraftyCashCow, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Investment, Lavish, long-term investment., luxury, must have, Premium, PRICEY., Quality, Splurge, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned diamonds on useless junk in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the thrill of spending your riches on the most ridiculous and extravagant items you never knew you needed.

From diamond-encrusted armor to golden toilet seats, we have it all! And the best part? These items actually give you superpowers in-game! Want to be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes? No problem, just buy our exclusive items and watch the magic happen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow on branches and emeralds rain from the sky. Just stand under the tree and watch your wealth multiply before your very eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the luxury and opulence you never knew you needed in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s worth every penny.

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

Crafty Apple Store: Expensive iPhone Case

accessories, Apple, apple products, apple store, brand, CASE, Crafty, Designer, Durable, exclusive, expensive, fashion, high end, high price, iPhone, iPhone case, luxury, Premium, protective case, Retail, sleek design, Smartphone, Store, Technology, top of the line

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride the players instead of the other way around. Yeah, that’s right, you can have your own personal piggy chauffeur to take you around the block. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance like they’re in a hip hop music video. It’s like a farm animal rave up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk while shooting arrows at the same time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. Just waiting for you to come and mine them like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. It’s like a trip to Wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCashGrabz

Branded, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrabz, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, inflated prices, Lavish, luxury, luxury goods, Opulent, Overpriced, overvalued, Premium, Splurge, status symbol, Unnecessary, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Runes Activated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2449	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4526

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

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