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7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself! -
430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!
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CraftyDateFails
Whatโs a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?” -
StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around ๐ our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! ๐๐ฎ #minecraftmadness #starvationstation -
SkinPointingCraft
join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself! -
Zaza Junior High School
Survival, Vanilla, Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests PluginsWelcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!
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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.
Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:- Use /shop to spend you xp points on items. You can also sell items in exchange for xp points- directly to your hotbar!Use /home to teleport to your spawn point. Use /tpa to teleport to other players.72 custom vanilla-like enchants!MCMMO to add more worth to your grinding!
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ThunderCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!
Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!
But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!