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  • Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

    Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, breh, gather ’round and let me tell you about the MOST LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP you will EVER hear of in your entire life! You thought your grandma’s knitting circle was crazy? PFFFFT!!! This place is straight-up inventing new colors of chaos, mate!!!

    So, first off, picture a world where a giant 3-headed llama judges your builds. That’s right! Imagine you’re mining diamonds, and suddenly this llama emerges from the ground, and if your build ain’t swag enough, it spits on you.💦 Double dare ya to impress that llama, bro!

    Oh, oh, wait! Did I mention that the trees here sing Psychedelic Disco? 🌳✨ Yeah, you’ll be harvesting wood while boogieing to a beat no one else can hear (but trust me, you’ll want to retire after that).

    And then there’s the "Slightly Off-Kilter Nether," where instead of ghasts, we got floating meatballs that attack with spaghetti. 🍝😱 Like, you’ll be dodging noodle strikes thinking, "What is my life right now??" Thirsty for that sweet, savory chaos? Join us!

    GUYS, you wanna talk epic? Remember the Great Creeper Carpooling Disaster of 2022? We had a whole fleet of creepers waltzing through the End like they owned the place! They thought they were going to a concert; spoiler alert, it was a BOOMfest! 💥

    Now, let’s talk biomes. We got a FROZEN DESERT – yeah, I KNOW, right?! It makes NO SENSE, but here, logic is just a myth! It’s so cold that the cacti wear little scarves and they’re actually pretty good at knitting too! 😵

    Join us if you think you can survive the Eternal Daylight where nighttime doesn’t exist, but that means no phantoms, right? WRONG! This epic night-terror brigade decided they’d just become day phantoms. Now they’re showing up in broad daylight, saying "SURPRISE, BUDDY!" 💤☕️

    Got friends? Bring ‘em! We also have a unique feature we call “Betrayal Hour,” where every hour, your friends will have to duel to the DEATH over who gets the last piece of cake. 🍰 (Technically it’s Minecraft cake, but you know, no one needs to know about that.)

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft worlds with rules and stuff (what is this, the schoolyard?), then hop on this outrageous ride where every block is a new ABOMINATION waiting to happen! 🏰💀 Come for the llamas, stay for the TOTAL ABSURDITY!

    But hey, if you join and don’t have a SPAGHETTI ARMORED CAT, well…you might as well just go back to making the ugliest car ever or something. Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just how we roll here, fam! 😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fishman’s Creative Realm 1.21.2

    Fishman’s Creative Realm 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans! Like, Fishman is out here creating the most insane and god awful designs you’ve ever seen! But like, in a good way, you know? It’s like so bad that it’s actually good.

    I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the builds are so crazy that they make you question reality? It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, but with blocks and creepers.

    So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your eyes assaulted by Fishman’s questionable design choices, then this is the server for you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The-Worst-Design-Change-In-The-History-Of-Design-Changes-Minecraft SMP

    The-Worst-Design-Change-In-The-History-Of-Design-Changes-Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!

    2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crossing Kingdom

    Crossing Kingdom

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    IP: 45.35.63.67

    Come join now! We have a variety of plugins including Towny, McMMO, and Shops! Great Staff and Amazing Builders. Don’t Miss Out!

    45.35.63.67

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Moondance

    Moondance

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moondance is launching as a new survival server (new as of November 12, 2016) mostly for adults (20+) . The server will be a work-in-progress. The server has some anti-griefing protection properties. A form of economy will likely be added in the future.

    As far as rules: I am curious as to where the community will take the server. I like the idea of the server’s community forming some type of government or a means by which to dictate what the community feels the society norms should be.

    I would love to see some epic builds occurring however they will need to be made in survival mode. The owner of the server will play on the server however will not use special commands. The owner will play as a normal player and will only use special commands/abilities for administrative purposes like banning an abusive player, etc.

    The server utilizes a whitelist. If you are twenty years of age or older and would like to participate in this community send a message requesting admittance. The server owner currently uses a google email address with a username of Moondanceserver. (This was intentionally written this way to try to help prevent bots from spamming the email address. You should be able to send a message to the server staff if you put moondanceserver immediately followed by the at symbol followed by the common google email domain name.)

    Your message should explain how old you are and why you would like to join the server. It does not need to be a lengthy email. Just a few sentences describing a little bit about yourself and what you are looking for in a Minecraft server.

    69.175.72.200

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper City

    Creeper City

    New Minecraft Servers

    PvP LOOKING FOR TESTERS!

    SERVER IS NOT OPEN! JUST PVP

    Soon to have survival factions with drugs and hardcore scenarios.

    As well as survival plots! (hopefully an original idea)

    198.27.125.60

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RiverRats Survival #2 Public

    RiverRats Survival #2 Public

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings and Welcome to the RiverRats GameClan Community. For those that are our guest, thank you for visiting our home away from home. We are a gaming community spread out among multiple online games providing a place for players to compete and discuss their favorite games and experiences.

    For those of you who wish to join our community, please fill out an application for membership. Please take our application seriously as you fill it out; failure to do so will just cause your application to be ignored/closed. Be sure to visit our forums and say hello. Discuss some of your favorite games, experiences, strategies and other goodies! Maybe even show us who the person behind the computer screen is 🙂 We welcome you to RiverRats Gaming Community!

    Apply to the clan Register and Apply Here http://www.riverrats.clanservers.com/

    104.139.46.208:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CookiePrison

    CookiePrison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fun OP Prison Server To Play On With Great Staff! Great planned website Only out of Beta so everything is nice and fresh!

    23.94.121.17

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Anarchy-Minecraft Server

    Anarchy-Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is anarchy survival. Our only rules are set in place to keep the server legitimate, aka no hacking and no advertising. Anarchy also means anything goes with raiding, griefing, theres no land protection, PvP, etc. If you want the feel of a hard survival server without all the rules and limitations, this is the place for you!

    192.95.46.2

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AzmarinRP

    AzmarinRP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enter the Roleplay world of Azmarin and play anyone you want. We are looking for builders and lore writers. Creative minds to contribute to our success. Most importantly we need mature moderators to watch over the server while the owners are at work.

    158.69.226.17:25592

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • gaminggoat

    gaminggoat

    New Minecraft Servers

    THE GAMING GOATS FACTION SERVER___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    158.69.28.181

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MinetiaGaming

    MinetiaGaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    MinetiaGaming is a Faction PvP based server but is planing to expand to more servers with diffrentgame modes like HungerGames, MiniGames, Prison and more!. MinetiaGaming has been around since 2012 and have had a huge community with around 40-50 active players. We decided to open up again to become the #1 Minecraft server once again with real staff that is social and talks with the players and a even more welcomeing community!.

    minetia.mcho.us:25587

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ModernLands PC

    ModernLands PC

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server has been worked really hard. All ranks and builds are done (excluding Parkour, PvP arena, and Shop) and donating will be enabled soon. We reassure you will have a good time.

    167.114.211.204:25579

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP