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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7901 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7722 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.
But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!