#desighee Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	8054
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	676	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2831
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Towns Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Items Found:	7985	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Emeralds Found:	9039	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.