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Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

Baltic Sea, Central Europe, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Dance, eastern europe, endermen, European country, european union, Gdansk, hats, History, Krakow, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polish cuisine, Polish language, polka, Pope John Paul II, Schengen Area, Slavic culture, solidarity movement, travel destination, Vistula River, Warsaw, wear

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

Adventures, Anime, baubau, Chat, Cheesecake, CraftyCreeperz, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llama, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	223
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!