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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2838 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6343 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
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join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
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