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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6628 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the chaos is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond, the intense drama of someone accidentally burning down their entire house, and the scandalous love triangles that form between villagers and players.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who accidentally turned himself into a block of obsidian and now roams the server as a mysterious figure, haunting unsuspecting players in the dead of night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: “Did he deserve it?” (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s still hilarious to watch!)
