desertion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

Army, berlin, Conflict, Confrontation, controversy, current events, Defense, desert, desertion, Deserts, Dispute, elon musk, Elons, feud, german army, germany, innovation, Military, News, Rumbles, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7165	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

Alliance, Army, Asia, border, Buryat battalion, BuryatKoreans, Conflict, Defense, desertion, eastern europe, foreign fighters, international relations, Military, Minecraft, North Koreans, Political, POSITIONS, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

Poccia Drafted

citizenship, citizenship status, conscripted, danger, desertion, drafted, International, Jail, Laws, Living, Military, Poccia, potential risks, regulations, residency, RuZZia, suomi, travel, Visit, Z-granny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	113	Players Killed by Monsters:	9131
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of living in fear of being conscripted or jailed for desertion in RuZZia? Well, fear not my friend, because Poccia is the place for you! Our server is a safe haven for all Z-grannies and deserters alike. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be drafted for is building epic structures and battling creepers. So come on over to Poccia, where the only thing you’ll be deserting is your old boring server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2741
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

Adventure, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Interstellar, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, preview page, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, spacecraft, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Zombie Dances:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

Boycott, consumer activism, consumer behavior, consumer rights, Entertainment, ethical consumption, game developers, games, gaming boycott, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming ethics, gaming industry, gaming industry practices, gaming market, gaming trends, Minecraft, Nintendo, player experience, smp, video games, vote with your wallet, wrong choices

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	132	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, Baptism, Bridesmaid, cousin, creative vision, Disappointment, family conflict, family drama, godmother, godparents, inclusion, last option, long distance, Minecraft, relationships, Server, uncle, wedding arrangements, wedding party, wedding planner, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

blended family, children’s experience, co parenting, compromise, cultural celebration, cultural exchange, custody agreement, custody battle, diwali, Emotional Abuse, family traditions, Halloween, halloween costumes, holiday division, Multiculturalism, narcissist, parenting days, Puja, religious influence, Trick or Treat, TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

Addictive, Adventure, Android, AndroidGamez, app, best, Challenging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, Game, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, Play, Single player, Smartphone, smp, strategy, Top

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyComfortFood

childhood favorite, comfort food, Cozy, CraftyComfortFood, craving, culinary comfort, DELICIOUS, dish, Favorite, foodie, go to, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Meal, nostalgic, recipe, satisfaction, satisfying, soothing, Warm

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?