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DesertCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft! -
DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.
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DesertCraft: Burnout Edition
are u tired of being a parent in a world where kids rule the roost? come join our minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of reality and build ur own parenting paradise!our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.
so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?
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DesertCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our lit minecraft server where the land is like a desert but without the heat stroke, u feel me? we got farms for days but the crops be strugglin’ cuz of this crazy drought. join us and help save sicily’s farming heritage before it’s too late!we got cows that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay golden eggs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our community is like a big ol’ family, except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure to save sicily’s farming heritage and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown
omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me. -
Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Vanilla Minecraft 1.21 Age Requirement 18 and up only FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join. Is PvP allowed on the server? It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others. Are there any plugins installed on the server? No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins. Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server. -
Minecraft server: /HiRyS/ – Impatiently Waiting Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we break dimensions for free! That’s right, you can explore new and crazy dimensions without paying a single diamond!But wait, there’s more! We have a stream of carbonated love flowing through our server, guaranteed to make your gaming experience fizzy and fun! And don’t forget to check out our merch, including a giant fan to blow away your enemies and a plushie that promises to be both big and smol at the same time.
Join us for our 2024 Valentine’s merch event, where love is in the air and chaos is on the ground. And if that’s not enough, we have voice packs that will make you sound like a pro gamer, even if you’re just starting out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
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AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.
But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.