Desert Temples Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6080
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	168

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	2716	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.