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Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	309565	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Buildings Constructed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	2062	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	605033	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Divine Spears Created:	16
Potions Brewed:	151	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1046	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	63	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Votes:	9467

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!