KitPvP
A PvP | Crystal PvP Server with a custom kit maker
- FFA
- Flat
- Desert Arena
- Auto Resseting
- No lag
- 24/7
- Anti Cheat
- Anti Bot
- Active None Playing Staff
play.KitPvP.xyz
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.
Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.
So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!
Key Points |
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Ran by experienced server admins |
No lag gameplay experience |
New server with growing community |
Focus on roleplaying and events |
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community |
Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.
Question | Answer |
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How many admins are managing the server? | Two admins with 4+ years of experience. |
Is there any lag on the server? | No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag. |
What kind of community is the server aiming to build? | A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events. |
How many players are allowed on the server? | Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis. |
Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old. |
How can I join the server? | Join the Discord linked above for the application process. |
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️