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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1474	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	350	Dragon Eggs Found:	5868
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	278
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	536	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8955
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3992

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!