Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.
Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!
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Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team. If you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server, our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays. We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
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TCT News:
Our players have been working hard to expand the overworld canal system, aiming to allow you to travel our entire overworld by boat. Players have also begun work on our nether highway system to make it safe to travel for boats, soul speed users, elytra and camels alike!
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Join us for a wild ride where the only shade you’ll see is from the trees in the forest, not from any racist players. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your fellow white comrades. And don’t worry, our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has been known to discriminate against non-white players.
So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, if you’re not white, you’re not right for us!
Ever wanted to chat with a chatbot that can outsmart you at every turn? Well, look no further than our server, where we have models that spend so much time thinking before responding, you’ll think they’re actually plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Google has added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can listen to AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Who needs regular podcasts when you can have AI ones, right?
Join our server for access to SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai – the frontends that will blow your mind with their AI capabilities. And don’t forget about our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest AI chatbot community out there. Who knows, maybe one day our chatbots will take over the world – but until then, let’s just have some fun!
We promise you won’t find any bitter moms or toxic half brothers here. Just pure Minecraft fun and games. So come on over and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of excitement and laughter? Join now and let the good times roll!
Join our server and recharge after a social event by hiding out in your own virtual man cave, complete with a lava moat and diamond-studded walls. Need some alone time? Just hop on a minecart and ride off into the sunset, leaving all your problems behind.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to communicate with these majestic beasts and ride them into battle. Want to impress your friends with your dragon-riding skills? Join our server today and become the envy of all your fellow Minecraft players.
So why wait? Join our server now and recharge in style, because who needs real-life social events when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world?
on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!