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DepressoCraft: Where Sadness Builds Laughter

Awareness, Builds, cognitive health, depression, DepressoCraft, Descriptive, Diagnosis, Disorder, education, emotional well being, health organizations, information analysis, International, Laughter, mental health, mental illness, Misinformation, misleading information, psychological health, public perception, researchers, Sadness, stigma, Symptoms

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	2044
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

join dis minecraft server and u will never feel depresso again! we got magical potions that make u feel like ur on cloud 9 all da time. we also have a secret underground disco where u can dance away ur sadness. forget all dat boring stuff bout depression, come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow! disco balls and potions await u, come join da fun!

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	780307

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, funhouse, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

FridgeWars Minecraft Server

banning, campus, cleaning, Cruel, dorm, Food, Fridge, FridgeWars, Friends, kitchen, messages, Minecraft, perishables, public fridge, raw meat, roommate, roommates, Rotten, Server, stealing, Stolen, theft, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fridge drama is real and the stakes are high! Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a dorm room with a shared fridge. But beware, for this fridge is no ordinary fridge – it’s a battleground for food wars!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for fridge space against unruly roommates who let their food rot and stink up the place. Will you be the hero who keeps the fridge clean and organized, or will you be the villain who leaves a trail of rotten veggies and raw meat behind?

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to ban a roommate from using your fridge, be prepared for the backlash of angry messages from mutual friends who think you’re the ultimate AH (that’s short for “Awesome Hero” in our world). Will you stand your ground and defend your fridge rights, or will you cave under the pressure of being labeled as cruel?

Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fridge drama, friendship betrayals, and the ultimate quest for food preservation. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DadStepDadDilemma

aita, appreciation, blended family, custody, dad, DadStepDadDilemma, Divorce, family dynamics, father of the bride, Jealousy, recognition, relationships, Resentment, Role, stepdad, stepparent, thoughtless, Trauma, Wedding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!

ScarStory Minecraft SMP

accident, Body, Experience, Fall, healing, injury, long tail tag, Medical, Memory, Minecraft, Pain, Recovery, scar, ScarStory, skin, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma, WORST

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to show off your battle scars! We want players with the craziest stories behind their scars, whether it’s from fighting off a horde of creepers or falling off a sky-high build. Who needs boring old scars from kitchen accidents when you can have epic tales of survival in our world? So come join us and let’s compare battle wounds while building epic structures together!

NoRespawnQuests

frustrating level, game challenges, game completion, game design, game difficulty, game enjoyment, Game experience, game frustration, game level, Game Mechanics, game obstacles, game progression, game replayability, Mission, NoRespawnQuests, replay value

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	476
Emeralds Found:	2316	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	171
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old missions and levels? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing with our outrageous missions and levels that will keep you coming back for more!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of derpy llamas who only speak in riddles. But beware, the llamas are known to challenge players to dance-offs before they reveal the pickaxe’s location!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the mission where you have to rescue a group of stranded villagers from a horde of zombie chickens? Yes, you read that right, zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, so be sure to bring your A-game and a bucket of fried chicken to distract them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and insane missions and levels that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

PixelFeministRevolution

extremism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender-based violence, Hate Speech, Misogyny, misogyny awareness, misogyny consequences, misogyny education, misogyny impact, misogyny in politics, misogyny in society, misogyny laws, misogyny legislation, misogyny policy, misogyny prevention, PixelFeministRevolution, sexism, UK Government, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! First of all, they got this thing where if you find a diamond, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! I know, right? It’s like the server is run by actual wizards or something.

But wait, there’s more! They have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a lifetime supply of pizza. I’m not even joking, bro. And get this, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get to ride a real-life unicorn. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server?

Oh, and did I mention they have a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler. Plus, the admins are like super chill and always throwing parties with free cake and fireworks. It’s like a never-ending rave, dude.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts insane, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king of the server and rule over all the other players with an iron fist. Just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here. But seriously, join us, it’s gonna be epic!