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Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

account for, clarify, Crafty, CREW, define, Describe, elaborate, elucidate, EXPLAIN, Explanation, EXPOUND, give an account of, give reasons for, interpret, justify, make clear, make plain., make sense of, Minecraft, rationalize, reason, shed light on, smp, yourselves

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	9237	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

PixelatedPassion

Communication, Connection, Describe, desire, emoji, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expression, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Passion, PixelatedPassion, playful, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex life

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest party you’ve ever been to in emoji form! 🎉🔥

Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make your sex life look like a snooze fest in comparison. Our server is so lit, it’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those basic servers.

From epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat to insane building competitions that will test your creativity, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’ve found your Minecraft soulmates.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the emoji equivalent of a firework explosion in the sky! 💥🚀

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	711

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ores Mined:	595
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	523
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	95

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Potions Brewed:	153
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	137744	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Towns Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?