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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	147
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	9003

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.