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DescendantEmpMC SMP

#revelation, Ancestry, Bloodline, descendant, DescendantEmpMC, discovery, emperor, family history, Genealogy, heritage, historical, Identity, Imperial, Legacy, lineage, Noble, reaction, Regal, Royalty, smp, Surprise, Throne

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9127	Ores Mined:	9425
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	540
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Emeralds Found:	826

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7494
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1570	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	8075	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3136	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!