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  • McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server

    McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3606
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ores Mined: 5615 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 201 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFags Minecraft Server

    CraftyFags Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7311
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7963
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2460 Gods Slained: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.

    Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!

    And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

    SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1265
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 572981

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

    With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft Minecraft Server

    RageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3815
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

    We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

    And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

    SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4506
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BidetFountainCraft

    BidetFountainCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5907
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 255 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

    and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

    oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

    so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

    EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5041
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7814
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GeodeCraft

    GeodeCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6471
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

    Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

    IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

    mc.geodecraft.net

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  • VelarisMC

    VelarisMC
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8282
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

    Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

    McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

    To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

    play.velarismc.net:25577

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