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PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchantments Applied:	64	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Semi-Chaos Minecraft SMP – Full of mild rebellions and lukewarm chaos!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Supported Versions	1.20.4
Server IP	dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.

3. How can I request plugin installations?

You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.

5. Is the server always online?

Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.

6. What are the server specifications?

CPU	Intel i7 10700F
GPU	Integrated Graphics
RAM	16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

Thumbnail Face Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	120
Enchantments Applied:	117	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s faces look like they just smelled something funky? Join our server and break free from the monotony! Our players have the ability to change their facial expressions at the click of a button, so you’ll never have to see the same old face again. Plus, rumor has it that the reason she keeps making the same face in her thumbnails is because she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien trying to blend in with us humans. Join our server and uncover the truth behind this mysterious YouTuber’s repetitive expressions!

Hats Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hat-wearing extravaganza! Join us and discover the hidden secrets behind the little Jewish hats and why other Middle East religions are jumping on the funny hat bandwagon.

Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!

AresMine Minecraft server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

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NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

NZnetwork Minecraft

We are now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world! – All you old players who have moved overseas can now join with no VPN!

Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

Low Ping for NZ/AUS Players ✔

–> Some screenshots on this server advertisement are built by the user twitter.com/kimandjax <– –> Come watch Kim do some epic builds on https://www.twitch.tv/kimandjax it’s well worth it! <– The most important information. The connection info! Use either one of these:✔ minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz✔ nzminecraft.com

Come join our Discord, it’s like the heart of our community✔ discord.gg/sw4GZvW

Nznetwork runs on a fully dedicated system running a bungeecord network meaning we can run multiple servers without having issues such as low TPS or crowding.

World Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvival (Friendly survival)Hardcore Survival

*On the Hardcore Server:One old world, for the older playersOne fresh world, for 1.15.2+ terrain generation with a nether and end that will be reset after each major game version update

The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

To limit the risk of griefing and trouble makers, we run rollback and logging software and only allow players who have built a creation to access creative mode freely on our creative servers. This system has proven itself very stable as people who have wanted to destroy others builds don’t hang around and any that do slip through can do limited damage in survival mode. We can always roll back any damage they do anyway!

A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Over 5000 players have joined this server since it’s initial release in 2010 (These players were only from New Zealand as the server was originally IP locked to New Zealand players only)

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ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild like a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the video game equivalent of colouring in Nunavut!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build igloos taller than the Eiffel Tower, ride polar bears into battle against creepers, and mine for diamonds while dodging snowballs from mischievous penguins. Our server is so cool, it’ll make the North Pole jealous!

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you can rescue Santa from the clutches of the evil Grinch, compete in snowball fights to become the ultimate champion of winter, and even discover hidden ice caves filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the frosty fun of colouring in Nunavut like never before!

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, you can marry a Sunny today or confess your love to one! Sunnie Sunday Edition is where the party never stops!

Join our server for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0), Moogle Treasure Trove (Until June 24th), and Fall Guys Collaboration Event (Until June 10th).

And if that’s not enough, we have meetups galore! From Twin Peaks Meetup to Rival Wings Meetup, Kino Movie Meetup, and even the prestigious Ebin Awards! Don’t miss out on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find your very own Minecraft Sunny to marry!

EczemaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and join a community of misfits and outcasts just like you! Are you tired of not fitting in because of your allergies to everything under the sun? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations!

Join us and build your own world where you can wear whatever clothes you want without worrying about triggering your itch. Want to create beautiful art without the fear of chemicals ruining your focus? Our server is the perfect place for you! And forget about being disqualified from jobs or military service – here, you can be a warrior, an artist, a builder, or whatever else your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible – even for those who don’t fit in anywhere else. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the mines that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!