🔥Descartes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

StingCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Caution, cautionary tale, chopstick, Curiosity, Dangerous, emergency room, Experiment, extreme pain, hornet, insect, medical emergency, medical procedure, Minecraft, PAINFUL, piss hole, risky behavior, Server, STINGcraft, stinging, strange curiosity, strange question, urinary tract

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	625824

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

klir.vanillaboxmc.ru

CheckpointCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, checkpoint, checkpoint achieved, checkpoint break, checkpoint celebration, checkpoint milestone, checkpoint moment, checkpoint reached, checkpoint rest, checkpoint success, CheckpointCraft, milestone, Minecraft, pause, progress, pull up a chair, reaching a checkpoint, Relaxation, resting, Server, sitting down, taking a break

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Votes:	6483
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right? And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who gives out free enchanted armor to all new players. It’s like Christmas morning every day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will lead you straight to the loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? Just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful Minecraft server and let your inner block builder run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated wonderland!

CraftyRaceBait Minecraft Server

4chan, CraftyRaceBait, cyberbullying, demoralizing, digital communities, harmful content, internet culture, Lonely Men, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, negative behavior, online communities, online forums, online harassment, online safety, online toxicity, Racebaiting, self harm, Server, social media, toxic environment, trolling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft. But watch out, because along the way you’ll encounter a group of mischievous chickens who are hellbent on stealing your loot.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that shoots rainbows. Can you out dance the Troll King and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and uncover the secrets of the mysterious players who roam our virtual world!

Rumor has it that one player can summon an army of chickens to do their bidding, while another can turn any block into a giant cake with just a wave of their hand. And don’t even get me started on the player who can ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword twice their size!

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests for rare loot. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Spectral Bros Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Apparition, bros, Communication, Contacts, DROPPED, eerie, ghost hunter, ghostly encounter, Haunting, ignored, male entity, male ghost, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, Server, SPECTRAL, spectral being, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, watch, Whores

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by a male ghost named Dropped! He doesn’t mess around with any boring activities like watching whores, he’s here to bring some spooky fun to your gameplay.

Join our server for a chance to interact with Dropped and see what kind of mischief he gets up to. Maybe he’ll possess your character and make you do crazy things like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. Who knows what kind of ghostly shenanigans he’ll pull off next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and see if you can handle the supernatural chaos that Dropped brings to the game. Just be prepared for anything because with him around, you never know what might happen next!

NightshadeSMP Season 3 | Survival 1.21 (Whitelist)

[core protect], Agelimit, application, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Community, Discord, Friendly, Griefing, Griefprevention, java, Map, Mature, Nightshade, Paperspigot, Private, Purpur, PvE, Rollback, season 3, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp, Whitelist, Whitelist Request

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Nightshade SMP is a private whitelist-only server focused on community and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended. We offer anyone seeking to join our community a friendly, welcoming, and mature place to start your vanilla survival experience.

WHITELIST REQUEST STEPS:Please fill out our application form at https://forms.gle/Z8XCrzF58rEo1xgR6. then Join our discord linked in the form. after the application is filled out, our staff will be notified and we will review your application. Upon approval you will be notified #application-status channel on discord

JAVA IP: play.nightshadesmp.netBEDROCK PORT:25565

Date current world was generated 06-15-2024

Server map: https://map.nightshadesmp.net/Discord: https://discord.gg/QAp2aa9P2j

Core protect: To keep everyone’s builds safe. Griefing is not allowed; if it happens, we can roll it back!

NO: /TPA /SPAWN /WARP (only player-made forms of transportation)

play.nightshadesmp.net

CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

CraftyThoughts, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to witness pigs flying, literally! Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the skies. Don’t worry, they still drop pork chops when you defeat them, so it’s a win-win situation!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. This mystical creature lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a coop full of Diamond Chickens!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies. Yes, you read that right, evil bunnies. These fluffy foes will stop at nothing to protect their carrot hoard, so bring your best armor and weapons for a battle like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world!

PhoneVGames Minecraft Server

Casual Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming demographics, gaming devices, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming statistics, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile entertainment, Mobile Gaming, phone games, PhoneVGames, Server, smartphone gaming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of playing games on your phone like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to gaming greatness! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

UnlockableHero Minecraft Server

Adventure, boss battle, epic battle, Evil, Gaming, Hero, hidden levels, Minecraft, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue mission, Save, Server, strategy, teamwork, ultimate showdown, Unlockable Character, UnlockableHero, video games, vidya skills, virtual world, X Box

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	50900	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the chance to use your vidya skills to save the Unlockable Character Princess from the evil X-Box!

Join our server and embark on a hilarious and epic quest to defeat the evil X-Box and rescue the princess. But be warned, the X-Box has an army of Creeper minions and Skeleton archers at its disposal.

But fear not, because on our server, you have access to insane weapons like the Diamond Sword of Justice and the TNT Launcher of Doom. Use your skills to navigate through treacherous dungeons, solve mind-bending puzzles, and ultimately save the princess from her pixelated prison.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the evil X-Box who’s boss! And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some secret characters along the way.