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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6693 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 8347 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5864 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!