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The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

He Cucked Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Emeralds Found:	8047
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ores Mined:	3858
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3181
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	69
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4462
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!