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ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	219	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4434
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9252	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7716	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2930	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1663	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Spears Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?