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Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3943	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchantments Applied:	132
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6176
Ores Mined:	3139	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2584	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	1026
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	194
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8369	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!