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Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4773	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4240

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Votes:	4136	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ores Mined:	6544
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Players Killed by Monsters:	9486	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1515	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!