2024 Best derpymurloc New Minecraft Servers

SkinnyDadvsFatKid

Apology, bmi calculation, body image, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, emotional reactions, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, FITNESS, generational differences, health concerns, Insecurities, loose skin, overeating, self esteem, SkinnyDadvsFatKid, teenage struggles, Understanding, weight loss surgery, weight management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a dad who went from being a chunky monkey to a fitness freak! Join us for some epic adventures and witness the transformation of a man who went from loving donuts to loving dumbbells.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from controlling parents who think they know everything about weight loss. Forget about weird diets and constant BMI calculations, here you can just focus on building your dream world block by block.

And if you ever feel like your dad is being too harsh, just remind him about his loose skin and watch him turn as red as a ripe tomato. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and troll our way to victory!

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BlockyLoveIsland

attention seeking, BlockyLoveIsland, Boundaries, cyberbullying, decency, digital citizenship, forum etiquette, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, internet behavior, internet culture, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online harassment, online interaction, Respect, sexual questions, social media, social norms, trolling

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all people do is ask inappropriate questions? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for all players who are sick of the weirdos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero tolerance for creepers (both in-game and IRL). Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those weirdos in the dust!

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RutteCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Appointment, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch news outlet, Dutch politics, Dutch Prime Minister, Dutchman Rutte, european union, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., Nos, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, sources

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.
u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.

plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.

so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!

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RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!

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CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

cardboard breakdown, cardboard disposal, Cardboard management, cardboard organization, cardboard recycling, cardboard recycling at garage, cardboard recycling at home, cardboard recycling at house, cardboard recycling at residence, cardboard recycling bin, cardboard recycling ideas, cardboard recycling management., cardboard recycling process, cardboard recycling solutions, cardboard recycling tips, cardboard storage, cardboard waste, CraftyCardboard, Furniture, Homeowner, homeownership, recycling

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

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BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!
58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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4v4, 4v4v4v4, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cracked, Economy, Gaming, java edition, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Skills, Survival, team-based, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.8

Version: 1.8 and above.

Bedwars: 4v4v4v4 and 4v4 teams. Vanilla Survival Cracked Skills for bedwars and survival

Server IP samu.eu.org

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JustKiwi – play.JustKiwi.ru Minecraft server

banner, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Just Qiwi, JustKiwi, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, russia, Server, server hosting, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival

Just Qiwi, nothing more…
Server IP play.justkiwi.ru

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Kevworks Earth

Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Enchants, Factories, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolotical, Guns, Map, Missiles, MODERN, nation, nukes, Player-Controlled, Potions, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, tool factories, Tools, Towny, Vehicles, WEAPONRY, WIP

Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!
Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

Stockpile weaponry

Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

Nuke your enemies

Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

Server IP kevworks.secure.pebble.host

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Pixelmon Clash Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, battle, Black, Champion, clash, Elite Four, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Gym Leaders, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, n*****, nintendo ds, Pixelmon, pokemon, pokemon trainer, Reshiram, RPG, Server, Team Plasma, Unova region, video game, White, zekrom

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Introducing… drumroll… Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/?!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can catch and battle Pokemon in the world of Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with rare and legendary Pokemon that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to catch a Charizard riding a Minecart? Done. How about a Pikachu riding a Creeper? We got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragonite, a fusion of the Enderdragon and Dragonite that will blow your mind! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Herobrinechu, a combination of Herobrine and Pikachu that will zap you into oblivion!

So what are you waiting for? Join Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/? today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Gotta mine ’em all!

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