DerpyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	5882	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	829
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2697	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Towns Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	3320	Animals Bred:	53
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	3054	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	8002
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

VenomMC SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

VenomMC is a powerful SMP server that has it all Including but not limited to Vehicles, Ranks, Lands claiming system custom made items, updates constantly and so much more Come check us out today!

VenomMC.mcserver.us

Shadow Night

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Shadow Night, a small Survival server with custom world generation, economy and (upcoming) dungeons. The server is based on the Vanilla Minecraft progression, but enhances it with custom items, levelled mobs, skills and unique enchantments. It also provides quality of life features such as player graves, warp commands and a public Spawn world where you can return to at any time and be safe from hostile mobs or enemies.

The Survival world is fully accessible and the vanilla game mechanics are all present. Claims allow you to protect your beautiful building projects from griefers, while Levelled mobs coupled with Terralith’s overworld generation make exploring a breathtaking experience. Build your base, Explore and have fun alone or with your friends.

Our staff is always available to help if you need anything, and the dedicated Discord lets you share your ideas and suggestions to improve your experience and everyone else’s on the server. Let’s have fun together, and maybe we see you soon on the SMP! Discord: https://discord.gg/RvKhC9XA86 – Your SN Server team

shadownight.g-portal.game

Cheeki Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	345130	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

We’re a new Pixelmon server and we’re looking for some new players!

Some cool features:

ilikemen.serverminer.com

RedeZenith

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

US: Come play on the best rankup server! We have real money prizes for those who dominate the server.

PT: Come play on the best rankup server! We have real money prizes for those who dominate the server.

redezenith.com

MineApex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

The MineApex community is a friendly one you won’t regret joining. We are an Earth SMP style server, with tons of features to keep you busy in-game and staying occupied. We are a cross-play server meaning you can connect from (Xbox, PC, Bedrock). Our game mode is to simulate Earth and with that we have a live-map of everyone on the server public for you to see.EarthSMP (Season 1)Come join and experience the feel of a true Earth SMP server, with genuine staff members, and players. Cross-play Enabled:- JAVA PC- BEDROCK PC- XBOX ONE, IPHONE, IPAD, PS5IP: play.mineapex.orgDiscord: discord.gg/mineapexBedrock Port: 19132

play.mineapex.org

Samirus Survial

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Holiday, New server, Fun and Competetive time… 1.16.5 main and 1.8-1.19.3 open enter. New Holiday, New server, Fun and Competetive time… 1.16.5 main and 1.8-1.19.3 open enter. New Holiday, New server, Fun and Competetive time… 1.16.5 main and 1.8-1.19.3 open enter. New Holiday, New server, Fun and Competetive time… 1.16.5 main and 1.8-1.19.3 open enter

play.samirus.xyz

NextLevel Factions

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to NextLevel Factions server We are a new server looking to grow and expand! Join our factions server and let us know what you think! We hope you have a good time and leave a good review to help us grow.

5.83.175.55

GraveyardGames

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Very Funny Survival Server with a Creepy Theme. This server is the one to pick for a good time and a great experience.

66.248.194.53

UniversalisMC

Creative, Earth, Economy, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	2157
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

UniversalisMC We offer varying game modes attempting to appeal to anyone! Join one of our Gamemodes:

Geopolitics Geopolitical roleplay on an Earth Map!

Project U.S.A A Build Project centered around the United States.

And CreativePlots

universalismc.net

The Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	7295
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to The Survival, a unique Minecraft experience where every moment is a thrilling adventure! This hardcore server elevates the stakes by introducing a 24-hour ban upon death, making every decision and action crucial. Embrace the RPG style, where your character’s journey is filled with perilous dungeons and engaging minigames.

Our world is a dynamic economy, encouraging players to trade, bargain, and establish their financial prowess. Visit our intricate shops to buy essential items or rare artifacts that can aid you in your quests. But be warned, in this land, there is no safety net of land claim – chaos is a constant companion. Prepare to defend your possessions and fight for survival in an ever-changing landscape.

Adding to the excitement, we have integrated mob levels, offering a progressively challenging experience as you venture deeper into unknown territories. Test your skills against increasingly formidable foes and reap greater rewards with each victory.

Don’t miss the chance to unlock mysteries and treasures with our unique crate system. Each crate holds surprises that can significantly enhance your gameplay, from powerful equipment to rare resources.

Join The Survival today for an unparalleled Minecraft experience where risk meets reward, strategy meets action, and every play session is an epic tale of survival and conquest!

thesurvival.uhcserv.net