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HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9427	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

NonchalantNukes Minecraft SMP

carelessness, cavalier attitude, Dangerous, dangerous activities, disregard for danger, hazardous activities, hazardous behavior, ignorance, indifference, lack of caution, lack of concern, Minecraft, negligent behavior, nonchalance, NonchalantNukes, perilous behavior, perilous situations, recklessness, risky actions, risky behavior, Safety, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we treat creepers like cuddly pets and lava like a hot tub! We’ve got a thriving community of players who have built their bases in the Nether because they think the overworld is too boring. Plus, our diamond economy is so inflated that we use emeralds as currency instead. So come join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to ride a pig off a cliff (don’t worry, they have parachutes)!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

HamasHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, diplomatic response, foreign relations, global impact, government response, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, international news, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, potential consequences, regional stability, reprisals, RETALIATION, security concerns, strategic considerations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	5058

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

AlienCraft, aliens, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, Mysteries, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying anomalies, unidentified flying crafts, unidentified flying encounters, unidentified flying entities, unidentified flying events, unidentified flying mysteries, unidentified flying objects, unidentified flying sightings, unidentified flying spacecraft, unidentified flying vehicles, unidentified objects, unidentified phenomena, unknowns

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	8987
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	97064
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO swoops down and abducts you! But don’t worry, they just wanna show you their sick base on Mars. And guess what? You can build your own base there too!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.

HEARTS SMP 1.21: Where love and violence go hand in hand

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Hearts SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
Latest Version	Always updated to the latest version of Minecraft
24/7 Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
PVP Enabled	Engage in player versus player combat
Active Community	Join a thriving community of players on Hearts SMP
World Reset	Fresh world to explore and gear up quickly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Hearts SMP server?

To join Hearts SMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided by the server administrators.

2. Is there a Discord server for Hearts SMP?

Yes, Hearts SMP has an active Discord community. You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/KGypDm8epA

3. Can I engage in PVP combat on Hearts SMP?

Yes, PVP is enabled on Hearts SMP, allowing players to engage in combat with each other.

4. How often does the world on Hearts SMP reset?

The world on Hearts SMP is reset periodically to provide players with a fresh experience and the opportunity to gear up quickly.

PyonCraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, A Day w/ Kiki, Aggie, AI LoRA, ALARM, ambient album, Animals, animations, Archive, art, asmr collection, Aussie chuuba, autistic, Champy Creations, Champy Creative Corner, channel, Comfy Morning, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, Dragon deez nuts edition, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kiki’s World Tour, Kikikore, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, MV, Noises Sound Effects Library, Notifications, PonyXL, pyon, PyonCraft, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, SDXL, Server, SMB rom hack, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, timestamp tagger, Uoh, VOD search, vrg, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Votes:	4997	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

blissful, bros, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, Euphoric, exuberant, Happiness, Happy, HappyBroCraft, jovial, Joyful, jubilant, Merry, Minecraft, overjoyed., Positive, radiant, smp, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, deep connection, emotional bond, Forever Love, future together, lasting love, lifelong commitment, long term, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage readiness, MarryCraft, Partnership, relationships, smp, soulmate, test, true love, Trust, wedding bells

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.

But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	6915
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!