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Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics! -
BookWorm SMP
Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?
So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!
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Blockbuster Revolution
The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.
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KurskControl Minecraft Server
haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast! -
YTBlockedInRussiaCraft
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching -
SugarRushCraft 2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible! -
Supecraft
SUPECRAFT is a BRAND NEW server with TONS of characters with powers you know from your favorite show, THE BOYS!
Powers available: – Homelander – StormFront – Butcher – A-Train – The Deep – Much much more!
JOIN NOW on ALL platforms!
join.supecraft.com
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Ezartla Server: Where you can finally realize that diamonds are just shiny rocks
Ezartla Survival Server Overview
Key Features Land Claiming Player-Run Economy Ranks Custom Enchantments Massive World Minecraft 1.21 And Much More Connect With Us:
Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I claim land on the server?
A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?
A: Yes, you can participate in the player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with fellow players.
Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?
A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you climb the ranks, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.
Q: Are there custom enchantments available on the server?
A: Yes, you can discover powerful custom enchantments that will give you an edge in both PvE and PvP.
Q: Is there a limit to the size of the world on the server?
A: Explore a vast world that’s 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.
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FrenchCityRestoration Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to restore the beauty and charm of French cities! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is home to a group of elite builders who have been personally trained by French architects to recreate the stunning architecture of Paris, Marseille, and other iconic cities. Join us and show off your building skills while sipping on virtual champagne and munching on virtual croissants.
– Rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower in our server is actually a secret portal to a hidden realm filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to discover its treasure and become the richest player on the server?
– Our community events are wilder than a French cabaret show. From virtual wine tasting parties to virtual cheese festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our weekly fashion shows will have you strutting your stuff in the latest Minecraft couture.
So come join us on our quest to restore the beauty and charm of French cities, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a fabulous and ridiculous adventure? Vive la France!