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Astra Fail: A Semi-Vanilla SMP PVP Network for 14+ Derps on Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, admins, Adventure, Astra, bedrock, community feedback, Derps, Development, Discord, discord server, Fail, Friendly, game modes, java, Land Claims, MCMMO, Network, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, ticket management, Version, Welcoming

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
New Chunks Explored:	334737	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Astra Vale Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java/Bedrock
Admins	Heavily dedicated
Discord Server	Feature-rich

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What features does the SMP server have?	Land claims, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, and more!
Can I suggest new game modes or features?	Yes, all development is based on community feedback.
What is the age requirement to join?	Anyone 14+ is welcome.
Do you help new players get set up?	Yes, we offer assistance and have a ticket management system for issues.
How can I join the server?	Head to the Astra Vale Discord and start your adventure!

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DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	154630	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7910	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Towns Built:	8	Farms Harvested:	215
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8468

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimension Hops:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	8793
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!