Derps – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Astra Fail: A Semi-Vanilla SMP PVP Network for 14+ Derps on Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, admins, Adventure, Astra, bedrock, community feedback, Derps, Development, Discord, discord server, Fail, Friendly, game modes, java, Land Claims, MCMMO, Network, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, ticket management, Version, Welcoming

Astra Vale Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java/Bedrock
Admins	Heavily dedicated
Discord Server	Feature-rich

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What features does the SMP server have?	Land claims, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, and more!
Can I suggest new game modes or features?	Yes, all development is based on community feedback.
What is the age requirement to join?	Anyone 14+ is welcome.
Do you help new players get set up?	Yes, we offer assistance and have a ticket management system for issues.
How can I join the server?	Head to the Astra Vale Discord and start your adventure!

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Crafty Men Paying for Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
Cards, Crafty, cultural norms, Femininity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, Paying, payment methods, Perception, pixels, politically speaking, Server, social commentary, societal constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Ultimate
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your inner card-swiping, rainbow-loving, fabulous self! Join us and experience a world where the currency is rainbows and the only rule is to pay with your card to unlock your true potential.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.
So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!

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Crafty Incels: Building Blocks of Misogyny
beauty standards, blocks, building, Crafty, discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, incel movement, incel violence, Incels, lower caste, male entitlement, male insecurity, Misogyny, online communities, social outcasts, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Untouchables
Are you tired of being treated like a peasant just because you’re not a “Chad”? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the safe haven you’ve been looking for! Join us and escape the cruel world where incels are shamed and ridiculed for simply existing.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.

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HappyCraft: Where even the creepers are smiling!
animation, confusion, controversy, creativity, CREEPERS, filmmaker, gossip, Happy, HappyCraft, inspiration, interviews, joy, Media, misquoted, misunderstanding, Miyazaki, movies, positivity, quotes, Rumors, smiling, speculation, studio ghibli
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?

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Crafty Crackers – Where Wypipo Get Weird in Minecraft
controversial, crackers, Crafty, culture, Diversity, funny, humor, Identity, internet culture, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racism, satire, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking, trending, viral, weird, white people, wypipo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!

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YeetCraft – The Land of Ethyria
#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, online presence, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, YeetCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the most epic Minecraft squad you’ll ever meet! Enna is the master builder, Millie is the redstone queen, Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) is the PvP champion, and Reimu is the mining expert. Together, they make up the ultimate dream team of Minecrafters!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!

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Crafty Bards and Dandelions: A Minecraft Love Triangle
bard, Bards, BETRAYAL, betrayal in love, Crafty, Dandelions, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, love and betrayal, love and forgiveness, love and heartbreak, love and infidelity, love and trust, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationships, romantic betrayal, romantic drama, Triangle, trust issues, unfaithful
Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak and build your own perfect world! Who needs Dandelion when you can create your own fantasy kingdom complete with castles, dragons, and maybe even a bard or two (but don’t worry, they won’t steal your girl)! Join now and show Dandelion what he’s missing out on – a whole new world of adventure and fun!

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Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Cause Confusion!
Chaos, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, culture, demographics, drivers, Driving, education, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Roles, LATVIA, Licenses, Men, men drivers, progress, society, statistics, Transportation, trends, Women, women drivers
Come join our Minecraft server where the women are taking over just like in Latvia! Our female players are dominating the game, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. Who needs men when you have a team of badass ladies running the show? Join us and be a part of the revolution!

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No Chud’s Underage Love Shack
age difference, age gap, age restrictions, chuds, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, dating restrictions, dating rules, dating taboos, developing countries, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, international dating, love, love knows no bounds, older men, relationship boundaries, relationships, Shack, societal expectations, societal norms, traditional values, underage, younger women
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even let you date NPCs from developing countries who are 5 years younger than you. That’s right, we’re all about keeping things wacky and off-the-wall here. Join us for a dating ban like no other, and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places (just not with underage NPCs from developing countries, okay?)

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Blocky Booty Adventures
Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Arc, blocky, BOOTY, brook, character growth, Contribution, franky, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Navigator, Nico Robin, one piece, Plot development, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Weather manipulation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Luffy’s fiery punches? Look no further, matey! Our server is like the Grand Line of gaming, filled with more adventure than a trip to Skypiea. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas of creativity, building epic structures that even Franky would be jealous of.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!

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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!
Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, collide, communion, controversial, CraftyCumDrinkers, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, Minecraft, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, sucking cocks, superiors, taboo, unexpected, Ways
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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