Derpland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdvice, golden advice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life lessons, life tips, life-changing advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational quotes, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive guidance, powerful advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	90

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of killer bunnies. The only way to access it is by solving a riddle written in pig Latin while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (literally, his fist is made of iron). He challenges all newcomers to a chicken jousting tournament, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the unforgettable adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the sky or embarking on a quest to find the mythical Creeper Queen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let the madness begin!

NeighborNoiseMC

apartment living, bizarre neighbors, creepy noises, curious neighbors, eavesdropping, Funny noises, late night disturbances, loud music, loud neighbors, neighborhood gossip, NeighborNoiseMC, nosy neighbors, odd behavior, odd neighbors, peculiar sounds, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected sounds, unusual sounds, weird noises

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of hearing your neighbors arguing about who stole their last slice of pizza or their pet llama escaping again? Well, it’s time to escape the drama and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding and zombies moaning!

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry villagers. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit because they thought it would make a cool jacuzzi.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous shenanigans, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs reality TV when you have us?

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Black Market, CraftyCraze, criminal network, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, cybercriminals, cybersecurity, dark web, digital evidence, fbi, illegal activities, International cooperation, investigation, Kazakh, law enforcement, marketplace, Minecraft, Nationals, online security, Russian, Server, Silk Road, tor network

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server run by some crazy Russian and Kazakh dudes. The FBI be all up in their grill trying to shut down their dark web marketplace, but they just keep on building in Minecraft like nothing’s wrong.

Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!

RedstoneKremlinCraft

cyber attacks, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, fbi, foreign influence, influencers, information warfare, Misinformation, New Republic, political manipulation, propaganda network, propaganda tactics, RedstoneKremlinCraft, Russian Disinfo Scheme, russian interference, russian propaganda, russian trolls, social media manipulation, Unsealed FBI Doc

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally protected from russian propaganda!!! like, the fbi just unsealed this doc that shows how 2,800 influencers are spreading crazy disinfo, but don’t worry, our server is like, a safe haven from all that madness. join us and build ur own crazy world away from the russian trolls, it’s gonna be lit af!!! #minecraft #russianpropagandasucks #joinusnow

LuxuryCraft – The Land of Wealth

abundance, affluence, class divide, disparity, Dystopia, economic disparity, excess, Greed, INEQUALITY, Land, luxury, LuxuryCraft, materialism, opulence, POVERTY, Privilege, prosperity, social structure, societal norms, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.

we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!

Arctic Micro Algae – Dark Photosynthesis

adaptation, Algae, Arctic, biology, climate change, cold adaptation, Dark, Darkness, ecological studies, Environmental Science, extremophiles, light availability, low light conditions, Marine Biology, MICRO, microalgae, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, polar regions, Possible.., scientific research, Survival Strategies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the arctic microalgae be showin off their photosynthesis skills in da near darkness. like, who knew dat was even possible, right? but on our server, ANYTHING is possible.

we got polar bears doin backflips, penguins breakdancing, and even the northern lights doin a sick light show every night. plus, our admins are like unicorns – magical and always there to help ya out.

so if you wanna experience some next level shenanigans and have a blast with a bunch of cool peeps, come join us on our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

warlords

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	5824
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Warlords is a server that tries the best to make your experience the best. A server where youtube videos will be made and events will be held to earn rewards. so come one come all and enjoy your time with the warlords server.

warlords server includes ranks, a shop, crates and so much more

warlords.mc.gg

The Krafty Table: Where even the blocks are unapologetically cheesy! 1.21.1

1.21.1, blocks, Cheesy, Community, CONTENT, convenience, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, influence, Krafty, Minecraft, MVP vote, outstanding players, Overhaul, Planet MC, Plugins, proposals, Semi Vanilla, Server, Socialising, Survival, Table, TCT News, unapologetically, Unique, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

About TCT:
IP: thecraftytable.com
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
Lands Shop Worldguard Multiverse Chat feelings Gsit Dynmap BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We have just finished our public farm at spawn!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP thecraftytable.com
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found on our Discord server in the rules channel.
Can I suggest new plugins or rules for the server?	Yes, we encourage player input and you can suggest new plugins or rules through our Discord server.
How often are server meetings held?	Server meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT.