🔥Derp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Derp, Drama, emotional, friendship, high school, Loneliness, main face, main girl, Minecraft, outcasted, Popularity, rejection, relationships, Rivalry, ROSHI, Roshidere, school life, sister, Sisterhood, smp, social dynamics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	933130
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

/derp/ Minecraft SMP

#editorial, articles, Derp, deutsch, deutschland, German culture, german language, German literature, language education, language learning, language magazine, language materials, language publication, language resources, language study, language tools, magazine, Minecraft, News, publication, Seggsfuggsausgabe, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mines Excavated:	2388
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79

Welcome to Seggsfuggsausgabe, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was a place where diamonds grew on trees and lava flowed like water. The players knew they had found something special and decided to create Seggsfuggsausgabe, a server where anything is possible.

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of enchanted golden carrots, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters and epic quests that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Seggsfuggsausgabe and let the madness begin!

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LOL Tower of Derp

action, Adventure, best cover, Derp, dominant digger girl, dungeon crawler, epic battle, FANTASY, Hero’s Journey, Hidden Secrets, immersive gameplay, lol, long trail, Mystery, role playing, RPG, Suspense, Thriller, Tower, Tower Dungeon, Treasure hunt, Underground, video game

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring covers? Well, look no further because our server has the BEST cover until the dominant digger girl cover comes out! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will blow your mind with its epic cover? Join now and experience the thrill of being part of a server that is so cool, even the dominant digger girl cover will be jealous!

E-Drone’s Den of Derp

black man, Den, Derp, E-drones, earned spot, edrones, feeling, woke points, wwe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Potions Brewed:	148
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

“The Derp Gathering: A LOL-tastic Minecraft Server for Epic Fails and Epic Wins!” (Note: This is exactly 110 characters long)

beauty, Characters, Dark Gathering, Derp, Epic, Fails, fashion, Gathering, LOLtastic, Long, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail artist, nail care, Nail Design, nail goals, nail inspiration, nail makeover., nail polish, nail salon, nail technician, nail trends, nails, Server, Style, trending nails, WinsNote, Yo Keitaroooooo

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Votes:	6285
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft server and show off your fabulous manicure to all the players! Impress everyone with your perfectly polished nails as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got killer nail art? Come join the fun and be the most stylish player in the virtual world!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Heckin’ wholesome, Import ten million brownpipo, LiberalCraft, Liberals, Line must go up, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

RawCraft Minecraft Server

Entertainment, highlights, Last Night, live event, Matches, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, professional wrestling, Raw, Raw results, Raw reunion, Raw roster, RawCraft, Recap, returning, Server, sports, storylines, superstars, Tarps, tv show, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4115	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Tarps are back and they are RAW! That’s right, these Tarps are not your average tarps – they’re wild, they’re unpredictable, and they’re ready to take over the world of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Raw Tarps and prove your worth as a true Minecraft warrior. But be warned, these Tarps are not to be taken lightly – they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained while you try to survive the Tarpocalypse. From epic battles with giant chickens to quests to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it alive – and with a new appreciation for the power of the Raw Tarps.

HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love

bisexual friend, bisexuality, Boundaries, Closeted, Communication, confrontational, coworker, flirtatious jokes, friendship, Hiding, high school, HubbyCraft, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, overthinking, questionable texts, questioning sexuality, suspicions, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	86000	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships are taken to a whole new level! Just like the questionable texts between your husband and his coworker, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.

So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!

BlockyKinkLand

anal play, BDSM, BlockyKinkLand, bondage, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, group play, kink, Masochism, NSFW, power play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!

Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.

CraftyMeningitisCare

bacterial meningitis, cohort study, CraftyMeningitisCare, critical care, fluid drainage, healthcare outcomes, healthcare recommendations, infection control, intensive care, intracranial hemorrhage, intracranial pressure monitoring, life-saving potential, medical advancements, Medical Interventions, Medical research, meningitis treatment, neurological complications, patient care, patient safety, serious risks, treatment protocols

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Star Shards Collected:	224
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and exploring secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! But wait, there’s more!

We have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where you can show off your mad skills and dominate your foes with your diamond sword of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, join now and become a legend in the world of blocks!

VtubeCraft – Aspiring Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, streaming, tierlist, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	8919	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vtubers come together to seek advice and share their virtual adventures! Looking to stream your Vtubing escapades? Well, we recommend streaming on our server because we have a secret potion that boosts your viewer count to infinity and beyond!

Not sure if there’s an audience for your crazy antics? Fear not, for our server is filled with virtual fans who will cheer you on as you conquer pixelated worlds with your virtual prowess. Need help editing your clips? We have a team of virtual editors who can make your videos look like they were edited by a virtual wizard!

And if you’re looking to join a Vtuber agency, look no further! We have open auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji – where you can showcase your virtual talents and become the next virtual superstar!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the virtual fun never ends and the adventures are as endless as the pixels on your screen! See you in the virtual world, Vtubers!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

10. joy, 11. happiness, 12. chuckling, 13. giggles, 14. guffaw, 15. ROFL, 16. LMAO, 17. belly laughs, 18. side-splitting, 19. uproarious, 2. humor, 20. knee-slapper, 3. funny, 4. comedic, 5. hilarious, 6. amusement, 7. entertainment, 8. comedy, 9. laughing, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	4278
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlockBusterFamKicked

BlockBusterFamKicked, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Eviction, family dynamics, financial contribution, Home ownership, Hospitality, Housing, messy house, night shifts, Nurse, personal space, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama!

CraftyConflict

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of dealing with conflicted people in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. So join us and let’s llama-zing together!

CraftyPutinVsModi

Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutinVsModi, Crisis, devastation, Diplomacy, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Meeting, modi, peace talks, Politics, putin, Russian attack, solidarity, Tragedy, Ukraine hospital, War, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Star Shards Collected:	104	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy