Derp – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Derp, Drama, emotional, friendship, high school, Loneliness, main face, main girl, Minecraft, outcasted, Popularity, rejection, relationships, Rivalry, ROSHI, Roshidere, school life, sister, Sisterhood, smp, social dynamics
🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

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/derp/ Minecraft SMP
#editorial, articles, Derp, deutsch, deutschland, German culture, german language, German literature, language education, language learning, language magazine, language materials, language publication, language resources, language study, language tools, magazine, Minecraft, News, publication, Seggsfuggsausgabe, smp
Welcome to Seggsfuggsausgabe, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was a place where diamonds grew on trees and lava flowed like water. The players knew they had found something special and decided to create Seggsfuggsausgabe, a server where anything is possible.
Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of enchanted golden carrots, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters and epic quests that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Seggsfuggsausgabe and let the madness begin!

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”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”
Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!
2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.
3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.
4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

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LOL Tower of Derp
action, Adventure, best cover, Derp, dominant digger girl, dungeon crawler, epic battle, FANTASY, Hero’s Journey, Hidden Secrets, immersive gameplay, lol, long trail, Mystery, role playing, RPG, Suspense, Thriller, Tower, Tower Dungeon, Treasure hunt, Underground, video game
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring covers? Well, look no further because our server has the BEST cover until the dominant digger girl cover comes out! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will blow your mind with its epic cover? Join now and experience the thrill of being part of a server that is so cool, even the dominant digger girl cover will be jealous!

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E-Drone’s Den of Derp
black man, Den, Derp, E-drones, earned spot, edrones, feeling, woke points, wwe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!

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Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.
So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!
Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

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“The Derp Gathering: A LOL-tastic Minecraft Server for Epic Fails and Epic Wins!”(Note: This is exactly 110 characters long)
beauty, Characters, Dark Gathering, Derp, Epic, Fails, fashion, Gathering, LOLtastic, Long, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail artist, nail care, Nail Design, nail goals, nail inspiration, nail makeover., nail polish, nail salon, nail technician, nail trends, nails, Server, Style, trending nails, WinsNote, Yo Keitaroooooo
Join our Minecraft server and show off your fabulous manicure to all the players! Impress everyone with your perfectly polished nails as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got killer nail art? Come join the fun and be the most stylish player in the virtual world!

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SaharaSplashCraft
arid region, climate change, Decades, deluge, desert ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme weather, first time, Floods, global warming, historical event, natural disaster, precipitation, Rainfall, rare, sahara desert, SaharaSplashCraft, unexpected event, unusual occurrence, water scarcity, weather phenomenon
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

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TyezMC
Anarchy, Asia, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Europe, Gamemodes, Gens, LifeSteal, Network, pvp practice, TyezMC
TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
TyezMC.redstone.sh:25127

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Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

Adventure, Biomes, blocks, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Connect, Custom Features, Destination, enthusiasts, Events, Explore, Freeroam, inclusive environment, Knock, Minecraft, newcomers, Play, PREMIER, sanity, Save, Savline, seasoned players, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates

Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
IP (Java)	savlinemcjava.playit.plus
IP (Bedrock)	savlinemc.playit.plus
Port (Bedrock)	4127

Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Is there a minimum version requirement?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
Can I participate in events on the server?	Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Spy Craft Minecraft Server
#classified information, #intelligence gathering, counterintelligence, covert operation, Craft, deep cover operation, double agent, Espionage, espionage tactics, government agent, intelligence, Minecraft, national security, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy craft, spy network, spy recruitment, Surveillance, top secret, undercover
Do you have a secret double life as a spy in your country? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and put your espionage skills to the test as you navigate through secret missions and covert operations. Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover hidden treasures and outsmart your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of Minecraft!

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Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer
Corporate Media Ownership, corporate ownership, Corporate Sports Media, Exposer, Exposing Ownership, Media, media analysis, Media Corporations, Media Discussion, Media Ownership, Media Ownership Discussion, Media Ownership Patterns, Media Patterns, Minecraft, ownership, Ownership Patterns, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports discussion, sports media, Sports Media Analysis, Sports Media Corporations, Sports Media Ownership, sports ownership
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!
But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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MILcraft: No Alone Time!
Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, child, Critics, DAUGHTER, disagree, disappear, hang out, husband, Labor, MIL, MILcraft, outside, Parenting Style, refusing, Restaurant, Rethinking, strategy, stroller, Time, Watching
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of your MIL.
Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.
Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!

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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma
collusion, Conflict, debate, Dilemma, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Politics, president, revelations, russia, SECURITY, sell out, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Woodward
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

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Spirit Realms
bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Items, DROPS, Economy, Events, Free Rank, java, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Spirit Realms, Survival, Warps
SpiritRealms is a Minecraft server offering a new level of SMP & Lifesteal experiences to both Java & Bedrock players. We offer various special features like player shops, warps, custom items & drops, constant events and way more. Come and check us out and claim your free rank!
play.spiritrealms.net

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▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server
administration, Anarchy, Calm, Clans, Cozy, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, good things, Grief, Griefer survival, Minecraft, Moderation, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, Tvocraft, Vanilla, Without Launcher
Server with Griefer survival, very cozy, calm, adequate administration and moderation and a lot of good things.
185.9.145.8:38958

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GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition
Community, content creators, Digital Media, Edition, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, female vtubers, free, gfe, interactive experience, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, MONEY, online content, online personalities, parasocial attachment, Server, Streamer, Support, Virtual reality entertainment, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers! Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will unlock the secret to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds. Plus, every time you log on, a magical fairy will grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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