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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Anime, relationships, main face, Coming of Age, school life

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

ROSHI, Roshidere, on-screen, sister, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

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/derp/ Minecraft SMP

Seggsfuggsausgabe, language resources, deutschland, deutsch, News

Welcome to Seggsfuggsausgabe, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was a place where diamonds grew on trees and lava flowed like water. The players knew they had found something special and decided to create Seggsfuggsausgabe, a server where anything is possible.

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of enchanted golden carrots, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters and epic quests that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Seggsfuggsausgabe and let the madness begin!

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”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Hunyuan DIT, Gang, ui design, LoRAs, SD.Next

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

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LOL Tower of Derp

Hidden Secrets, Hero’s Journey, dominant digger girl, Underground, best cover

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring covers? Well, look no further because our server has the BEST cover until the dominant digger girl cover comes out! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will blow your mind with its epic cover? Join now and experience the thrill of being part of a server that is so cool, even the dominant digger girl cover will be jealous!

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E-Drone’s Den of Derp

E-drones, woke points, feeling, Den, earned spot

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!

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Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Dragon’s Dogma 2, hire, survey, Daimon, Skills

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

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“The Derp Gathering: A LOL-tastic Minecraft Server for Epic Fails and Epic Wins!” (Note: This is exactly 110 characters long)

Gathering, nail polish, LOLtastic, nail artist, manicure

Join our Minecraft server and show off your fabulous manicure to all the players! Impress everyone with your perfectly polished nails as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got killer nail art? Come join the fun and be the most stylish player in the virtual world!

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CraftyCreeperClash

frustrating, badmouthing, Future, ken, Incident

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

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BlockyBizarreCity

shocking behavior, BIZARRE, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, Disturbing

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

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