Server Rules
Be Respectful Treat others how you want to be treated. No mean, rude, or harassing comments. We are a community, so kindness goes a long way!
No Inappropriate Language Profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Derogatory language toward others is strictly prohibited. Swearing is allowed in casual channels, but official help and code channels must remain clean.
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Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.
Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.
But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
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If you’re looking for a server where you won’t hear any derogatory language, then look no further! Our community is all about respect and having a good time. Plus, we have a strict no-racism policy, so you can game with peace of mind.
Join us and be a part of our diverse and inclusive community. Build amazing structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends along the way. And remember, on our server, everyone is treated with respect and kindness – no exceptions!
So come on over and join the fun – just leave the n-word at the door! Let’s game together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!
Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget all about traditional television. Who needs sitcoms and dramas when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness? Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of entertainment.
So come on down and join us for the wildest ride of your life. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a pixelated celebrity or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!
On our server, you can create your own virtual backpacking adventure through Europe, minus the whining and crying. Explore majestic landscapes, build towering castles, and conquer epic quests without any pesky little sisters holding you back.
Don’t let family drama stop you from living your best virtual life. Join our server now and show your sister that you’re the true master of your own destiny! Who needs waterparks when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the adventures begin!
Our server is a safe haven from work wives, creepy subtle insults, and insane voicemails. You won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to live your life or what to do with your baby.
Join us and build your dream world without any unwanted interference. Leave the craziness behind and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have protections against that too)!
So come on over and join us for a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a “work wife” from hell.
Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures you could ever imagine in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.
But that’s not all! Our server was actually created by a group of unicorns who were tired of being left out of the Minecraft world. They decided to take matters into their own hooves and create a server where unicorns rule the land and rainbows are a currency.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you wondering what just happened, then come join us! Who needs a canceled TV show when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own virtual nation. Want to outlaw creepers from blowing up your creations? Done. Want to make it mandatory for all players to wear ridiculous hats? Consider it done.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they swim in a pool of riches every day.
So come on down to our server and start building your dream country today. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next great Minecraft dictator!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla+ SMP Community |
| Discord Server | Active and dedicated Discord server for communication |
| Gameplay | Vanilla gameplay with customized features |
| World Preservation | Long-term world preservation with no server resets |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of gameplay does EmperixSMP offer? | EmperixSMP offers vanilla gameplay with customized features for a unique experience. |
| How does EmperixSMP handle world preservation? | EmperixSMP ensures long-term world preservation with no server resets, allowing players to build and progress without interruptions. |
| Is EmperixSMP suitable for both experienced and new players? | Yes, EmperixSMP welcomes both seasoned players and newcomers to its community. |
| How can I join EmperixSMP? | Visit the Discord server at discord.gg/emperixmc to learn more and connect with the staff. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT CHICKEN RIDING A PIG! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clicks of your mouse!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
