We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!
We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.
We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!
| Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling |
| Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs |
| Do not exploit any glitches |
| Do not use any derogatory language |
| Respect other players |
| Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) |
| Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight |
Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.
If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.
You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!
Apply here to join our community: Application Form
But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a bad attitude. Build your base in the shape of a giant potato or a flying taco – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary whiteoid silencers (le BBC) hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that they have the power to turn your enemies into chickens or make your crops grow faster. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (and probably a lot of angry players trying to steal your silencers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride you’ll never forget (or maybe you will because of all the explosions).
Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.
But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
Server Rules
Be Respectful Treat others how you want to be treated. No mean, rude, or harassing comments. We are a community, so kindness goes a long way!
No Inappropriate Language Profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Derogatory language toward others is strictly prohibited. Swearing is allowed in casual channels, but official help and code channels must remain clean.
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Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.
Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.
But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
