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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1071 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4971 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6668 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.