So, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for depression, man. Like, forget therapy and meds, just join our server and all your sadness will disappear. We got like, five million players already feeling the good vibes and spreading the joy. It’s like a genetic risk factor for happiness, dude. So come join us and let’s all be happy together, man. Let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, one block at a time.
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Depresso Genetics Research Labs
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Depresso Teen Zone
LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it!