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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	7670
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	3482	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	291	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6338	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	3647
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Potions Brewed:	53
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	6585	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.