DepressionCraft Minecraft Servers

DepressionCraft Minecraft Servers

  • DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

    DepressionCraft: Mind to Body
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 670
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5077

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

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  • DepressionCraft Server

    DepressionCraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ores Mined: 5502 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending pit of despair? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what depression even feels like. Our virtual world is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, join us and say goodbye to depression forever!

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  • DepressionCraft Minecraft Server

    DepressionCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1450
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do creepers constantly blowing up your hard work make you want to rage quit life? Well, fear not my pixelated friends, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build towering castles with your fellow players, and maybe even find true love in a virtual world (hey, it could happen!). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your blocky adventures begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

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  • FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

    FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9037
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Falling into the Void: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Mines Excavated: 2574
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6376
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

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    Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

    But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7915
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1271
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4460 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4216
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2630
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

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  • Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kot Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9403
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 900
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Animals Bred: 79
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Coomer Central Minecraft Server

    Coomer Central Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 347
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 433473
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

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    Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

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  • WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

    WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 163
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

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  • Sovereign

    Sovereign
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5760
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

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    Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

    playsovereign.com

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