Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”
Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!
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Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.
Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.
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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.
Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!
Itlogus is an SMP that offers:
– Enhanced Vanilla! Java & Bedrock Crossplay!
– Expandable overworld!* Revamped Nether with Bosses!** Annoying End Dimension!***
– Balanced mcMMO Leveling! Easy Land Claiming!
– New Enchants! New Villages! New Structures!
WE VALUE YOUR PROGRESS!!!
*In the overworld, there will be no world reset at all!
*On every major release, overworld will be expanded by 10,000 blocks!
**In the nether, you can build in a fixed radius of 2560!
**Also in the nether, territory over the radius of 2560 will regenerate every 2 months!
***The end dimension resets every 2 months
WaxyClubMC
> Survival Semi-Anarchy Server
> WaxyClubMC is a Minecraft server that wants to keep the pure aspect of survival with simple commands that make that aspect JUST a liitle easier
> Rules – No Hacking, No Racism, Homophobia, or hate of any kind
> WaxyClubMC Commands
– /tpa , this command lets you accept and send teleport requests to other players
-/ec , this command lets you open your ender chest from anywhere!
– /sethome & /home , this command lets you set a waypoint ands then teleport back to it
fun lifesteal server for you and your friends! if you like to play in survival you will have tons of fun please enjoy i will sometimes add update so stay tuned
Minecraft Survival with Slimefun Plugin, and many other simple Plugins to enhance the gameplay, like /Bank /Shop /Jobs and others. This server is for calling the nostalgic days of the simple, fun, and competitive gameplay while being on a server allows you to trade with others and help each other.
xlzPVP is a up and coming Minecraft server which is all about KitPVP/SoupPVP, and it has lots of fun features like /fireball and /sitplayer commands. Even though it’s pretty new, the server is open to ideas and suggestions from players. Come and check out xlzPVP @ xlzpvp.xyz!
What Awaits You?
– Claiming your base territory and share with other players or Build awe-inspiring structures that’ll make even the Ender Dragon jealous!
– Skill up your ability to gain extra bonus or even extra skil
– Make new friends, form alliances, and join epic quests!
Welcome to OrionMC where you can take your foes hearts and use them in a battle between teams. Here we have skills, jobs, playtime levels, cosmetics, daily rewards, quests and even ranks from the crates!
Build your base, find team mates! Earn rewards by voting to get in-game money, Lifesteal XP and hearts! We also have a bounty board, will you fall for greedy players trying to claim your bounty or will you thrive and become the number 1 team?