Our server is a safe haven for those who have been gaslit by their families and need a break from the chaos. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting a small portion of rice.
Forget about dysfunctional families and join us for a fun and supportive community where you can be yourself without fear of being called disrespectful. Plus, we have virtual breast enhancements for those who are insecure about their bodies – because in Minecraft, you can be whoever you want to be!
So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. We promise you won’t regret it!
Join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and slay virtual dragons instead of contemplating real-life bridges.
Plus, if you’re feeling down, our community will lift you up and make you forget all about hitting rock bottom.
So why waste time with OF or BA when you can have a blast on our server and never hit $0? Your fortune may be hazy, but joining our server is crystal clear fun!
join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.
oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈
Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?
And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.
So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!
Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
Our server is the perfect escape from family drama, especially if your mom is as clueless as the one in this story. We promise not to leave you stranded at school for hours or scream profanities at you (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs a mom when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to watch your back? Let’s build, mine, and maybe even prank each other with baby powder (but please, let’s keep it to a minimum). See you in the game!
Why go outside and have fun with people when you can stay inside and have a blast with us?
No need to worry about the changing seasons, we’ve got you covered with endless adventures and excitement in the virtual world.
Say goodbye to the sun rising early and melting snow, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination.
Join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
Forget about your messy relationships and come build a new life in our virtual world. We promise no sly comments, no fights, and definitely no cheating scandals (unless it’s in-game, of course).
With our government housing in-game, you can be a single mom of 3 without any judgment. And if your in-game partner starts getting distant, just kick them out of your virtual house – no eviction notice needed!
So say goodbye to the drama and hello to peace and tranquility in our Minecraft server. Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!
Work part time or full time in our virtual jobs to destroy that floating feeling, but beware – you may end up with a schizophrenia diagnoses from our virtual doctors. Embrace your inner craziness as you navigate through the world of amblyopia, where eye conditions affect your hearing and nothing is as it seems.
Join us in this wild adventure and let your left eye be slightly smaller than your right, because here at our Minecraft server, we celebrate the madness in all of us. So come on, put on your headphones and let’s get started on this crazy journey together!
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create the most epic builds to show off to your friends. Need a break from the real world where people just can’t seem to get along? Come chill with us and leave all that family drama behind.
We promise you won’t find any racist slurs or annoying relatives here, just pure Minecraft fun. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background. And hey, if you need to vent about your family, we’re all ears (or blocks)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s escape the drama together!
Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges, but the ultimate test is trying to convince your virtual wife to bring back a locked iPad from China. Will you be able to find a way to make space in her inventory? Or will you have to carry it on your back through the pixelated airport?
Join now and show your dedication to family, even in the most ridiculous situations! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a special achievement for being the best virtual grandson ever!
On our server, we encourage players to challenge all norms, whether it’s building upside-down houses, riding pigs as a mode of transportation, or wearing diamond armor to a fancy dinner party.
One time, a player dared to challenge the norm of gravity and built a floating castle in the sky. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon was jealous!
So if you’re ready to rebel against the status quo and have some outrageous fun, join our server now! Who knows, you might even discover a new societal norm to challenge while you’re at it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!
45.235.98.218:23619
| Server Name | EmperixSMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Community SMP |
| Features |
The server is a Vanilla+ SMP, offering a mix of vanilla gameplay and enhanced features.
No, the server is designed for long-term play with no frequent resets, allowing players to preserve their progress.
To join, you can start by joining the Discord community at discord.gg/emperixmc and begin your adventure on EmperixSMP.
Yes, there is an active Discord server where players can connect, share creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.
You can drop by the Discord server where friendly staff members are available to assist you with any questions or inquiries.
Join us and embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. Who knew defeating a boss could be so funky?
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly Build Battle tournaments where players have to build the wackiest creations imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
We don’t judge here, we embrace your obsession and encourage you to let your Tokyo Mew Mew flag fly high! Our server is a safe space for all Mew Mew enthusiasts to come together and share their love for this magical girl series.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your autistic hyperfixation run wild in the world of Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, but who does that?)
