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  • SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

    SadCraft or SadVibesCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

    Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

    So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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  • PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

    PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

    CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

    join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

    come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

    DepressionCraft: Mind to Body
    so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

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  • NoSadSkinsOnlyWin

    NoSadSkinsOnlyWin
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be banning black clothing like it’s nobody’s business! Why, you ask? Well, cuz depression is like, totally contagious through the pixels, man. And we can’t be havin’ none of that negativity up in here! Plus, we be havin’ a crazy story ’bout a player who wore all black and summoned a whole army of Endermen to take over the server. True story, bro. So come join us and be part of the madness!

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  • CraftyTraumaDiner

    CraftyTraumaDiner
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

    Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

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  • DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

    DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

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  • SadCraft2021

    SadCraft2021
    Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

    So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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  • MommaCraftDelivery

    MommaCraftDelivery
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape all the negativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining the experience.

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity shine and forget about all the unnecessary drama in your life. Plus, we have a strict no-grandma-in-the-delivery-room policy, so you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be free from any unwanted family members trying to steal the spotlight.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a grandma in the delivery room when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers cheering you on instead? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!

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