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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1760 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
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