Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!
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SadSMPTravelz
Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
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Blocky Weight Minecraft Server
#whiteboy, 200 lbs, American, Average, Awareness, blocky, DEPRESSING, Homicide, lawl, mental health, Minecraft, mulch, organic, Prevention, produce, Server, societal issue, statistics, SUICIDE, Support, Tasty, tragic, veggies, weight
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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DepressoVibesMC SMP
Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters
AIs, Artificial Intelligence, care, Characters, CONSIDER, DEPRESSING, emotional impact, existential crisis, Futuristic technology, Gaming Community, Immersion, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative, people, player experience, smp, Storyline, TheDepressingCrafters, V, video game, virtual reality, whole gameAre you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!
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RealisticCraft Minecraft Server
Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War
Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
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FishyFiasco Minecraft Server
1 minute silence, aquatic life, DEPRESSING, Empathy, Environmental awareness, Fish, FishyFiasco, guys, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine habitat, marine life, marine species, Minecraft, Off topic, Sadness, Server, Underwater, Water
Are you tired of swimming with the fishes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fish are thriving and living their best lives! Our server is so fish-friendly, even Aquaman would be jealous. Plus, our underwater world is so lit, even SpongeBob would want to move in! So come on over and experience the ultimate fishy paradise, where the only thing sinking is your worries. Join now and let’s make a splash together! 🐠🌊 #FishLivesMatter #UnderwaterUtopia
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GrimCraft Minecraft Server
Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server
Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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ForcedFun Minecraft Server
dark thoughts, DEPRESSING, Despair, despondency, Disturbing, emptiness, forbidden desires, forced, ForcedFun, girl, harmful fantasies, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, mental health, Minecraft, sad, Server, suicidal, taboo, throat hole, unhealthy fixation, WOMAN
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.
And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.
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CreepyCreeperz
Bleak, CreepyCreeperz, Dark, death, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, eerie, emotional, Grief, grim, Haunting, Macabre, Melancholy, morbid lyrics, Music, serious, song, sorrow, sorrowful, tragic
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most morbidly hilarious lyrics you’ll ever hear – and we’re not talking about music. Join us and experience the twisted world of Minecraft like never before. From creepers singing death metal to skeletons performing a bone-chilling rendition of “Thriller,” you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on, join us if you dare – just don’t blame us if you start hearing ominous whispers in your sleep.
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CubexLand
CubexLand is a brand new mini-game server in 1.8.x. CubexLand which offers a PvP Box, BrainFFA and something else unique and constantly evolving every day thanks to our staff who give us help with the project.
cubexland.ovh
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Unite the World
Come play and have fun with are newly developed server. If you want to be staff join our discord and apply for it I am looking for people to have fun and have people make suggestions of what i should add.
play.unitetheworld.club
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Gplays smp
Hello, I present to you Gplays’SMP ( Minecraft Survival SMP private server )
Why choose us, we can offer you the following things:
-A place where you can survive normally and have fun with your friends and acquaintances if you are looking for a place to have fun then this is your solution
-server also has protection and security and so on
-Team – 24/7
– Whitelisted
– No lag and no quirks and stuff like that
– server has 16 GB RAM memory and unlimited CPU and 20 GB disk space
-server also has useful plugins that help players
-Quick response from the team at the time of your ticket
So don’t think, just enter!
65.21.230.125:27019
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SIMPLEMINECRAFT.RU – TechnoMagic Minecraft server
The amazing world of high technology meets the world of avid thaumaturges, perfect for players who want to play on technical servers but can’t give up magic. Discover new ways to obtain energy, new types of tools and armor with the DraconicEvolution modification. Experience the power of the dragon!
Server mods:
– Biomes O` Plenty, Iron Chests
– IndustrialCraft 2. Advanced Solar Panels, Gravitation Suite, Nuclear Control, Power Utilites, Electro-Magic Tools, Industrial Upgrade
– Forestry, Binnie’s mods, Magic Bees, Gendustry, BeeBetterAtBees
– Applied Energistics 2, ExtraCells 2, AE2 Stuff, ExtraAE, Thaumic Energetics
-Ender IO
– Draconic Evolution
– Extra Utilities 2
– Project Red
– Thermal Expansion, Thermal Dynamics, Thermal Foundation
– Avaritia, AvaritiaAddons, Dense Collectors, Universal Singularities, Thermal Singularities
– Thaumcraft 4.3.2.5, Forbidden Magic, Thaumic Tinkerer, Thaumic Inventory Scanning, Tainted Magic
– Botania
– Bibliocraft
– SEenergetics
– SimpleCore
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MCRaspi.com
We have been running a small Minecraft survival server for more than 9 years, which runs around the clock and is updated regularly. Started as a purely private project, we will now be available for public use. We try to offer a server that remains largely vanilla and only provides the most necessary plugins. Crates, shulkers and the like are automatically secured with your username. If you want to build long distances away, you can have a teleport if you ask for it. Every hour a surprise box randomly appears somewhere in the world with the specified coordinates in the chat. It contains items that are not easy to access in the game. With a bit of luck and speed you can get them and grab the items. Every player is allowed to develop freely and build wherever and whatever they would like as long as they do not block and/or damage other people’s buildings. We are a small community that builds its world in a relaxed manner. No rush, no pressure, no ranks or anything else. Nothing can be purchased on this server with real money or in-game money, expressly NOT Pay to Win. If you are looking for a server on which your buildings can still stand and continue to be built years later, you have come to the right place. We are designed to serve long-term survival, there will be no map backroll. There is a lot to discover and travel to, just take a look around and see for yourself. Are you a long-time Minecrafter and looking for a permanent place for casual building? Are you tired of paying money for things, seeing meaningless ranks and always visiting the same loveless servers? People who are just out for money or demanding things from you? Then you’ve come to the right place, none of this happens with us and never will. See you!
mcraspi.com
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Azbestland
“Another unoriginal 2B2T clone” Aka: get people in and see how much destruction can it cause. There’s no rules; you decide what you should and shouldn’t do (Also we allow non-premium)
Disclaimer: Spawn area is kinda devastated so don’t join if you are faint of heart
Azbestland.aternos.me
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Mcuniversal
This Minecraft server is brand new and wants you! This server has a factions smp with a lot of pvp, parkour, one block, and we are adding more and more everyday we are soon to be adding mini games, earth smp, and lifesteal! So please come check us out and let us know what you think!
mcuniversal.net:19132
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The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST! FREE DONATE! Minecraft server
Owner of the server “Best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST FREEDOM. DONAT” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mc.dontcube.ru
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Hmmmm Survival SMP
In this server, you can play normal SMP with your friends.
Here in the spawn is where demdem551 lives and your can go to the open world by clicking on a button.
We hope you have fun in this world.
hmmmmsurvi.minehut.gg
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Swunkcraft
Swunkcraft is a BEDROCK JAVA VIVECRAFT CROSSPLAY smp server 24/7 hosting In game diamond based economy Shops world as marketplace Must be in discord we have greylist
swunkcraft.net