Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).
Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.
So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil chickens, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden romance questline where you can woo a villager with your impeccable pickaxe skills.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
survival.hyrael.online
Diego’s DUI may say he’s just a regular guy, but in the world of Minecraft, he’s a legend in the making. With a birth date that screams “I was born to game”, Diego is ready to lead his fellow gamers to victory.
Email him at [email protected] if you dare to challenge his Minecraft skills, or follow his Instagram for behind-the-scenes glimpses into his virtual empire. But be warned, Diego is not to be messed with – he’s a force to be reckoned with in the world of blocky adventures.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a leader as fierce as Diego, a community as dedicated as ours, and a virtual world as wild and wacky as the one we’ve created? Come join us, and let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.
But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?
| LunarCraft Season 2 |
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| HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server |
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after similar servers such as HermitCraft. Our server have a small to medium sized community that communicates mostly on discord. The current world was created on 4/20 this year. We do require our players to be at minimum above 16 years of age and have a certain level of maturity.
Our server is up 24/7, run on a high-quality, dedicated server to ensure no lag. LunarCraft is staffed by experienced and responsible moderators and populated by a dedicated and welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
To join, you must first be whitelisted by filling out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/etqvCCwh. For any questions or concerns, feel free to contact “mutson” on Discord.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy collaborations with Pippa, Tenma, Lumi, Shiina, Dizzy, Airi, and Eimi. Who knows what kind of mischief we’ll get up to next! And don’t forget to pre-order Lia’s mama Mins’ new Lia keycharm or snag a JUICEJACKED t-shirt to show off your love for Lia.
But the real excitement is in the upcoming original outfit and song that Lia is working on for 2024. You won’t want to miss out on being a part of that legendary moment in Minecraft history.
So come on, join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience a world like no other. Just remember, only Lia can truly capture your heart. See you in the game!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a bottlenose dolphin alt available, double nakayoshi until June 13th, and new raincoat outfits that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. Plus, our kingdom’s rate up friends are Lion, Moose, and Caracal – can you handle the power of these majestic creatures?
Join now and use our active Kingdom codes to unlock even more outrageous bonuses. And don’t forget to check out our chokotto anime and model viewers – because who doesn’t want to see their Minecraft character in all their glory?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become the ultimate taichou with a Rooster friend by your side. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| IP Address | sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay |
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| Description | SkyBlock Anarchy server with Carpet Sky Additions mod allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Personal island placement within 25k radius around spawn with no rules or admins. |
| Allowed Hacks | Some hacks allowed, protection against speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. |
| Commands | TPA, home, spawn |
| Supported Mods | Seed Map, MiniHUD, Distant Horizons |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there any rules on the server? | No, there are no rules on the server. |
| Are there any admins on the server? | No, there are no admins on the server. |
| What hacks are allowed on the server? | Some hacks are allowed, but certain game-breaking ones are protected against. |
| Can players use mods on the server? | Yes, players can connect with vanilla client or use supported mods. |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or maybe you’re more interested in building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, deal with it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas ride unicorns and pigs fly.
So come on down and join us, because on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the crazy fun!
