depressedquotes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where the only rule is “Fuck You.”

We have a thriving community of players who love to grief, steal, and prank each other constantly. One time, someone built a giant chicken out of TNT and blew up half the server just for fun! It was hilarious.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Fight Club Fridays” where players battle it out in an arena to see who is the ultimate PvP champion. Winner gets bragging rights and a special title that lets everyone know they’re a total badass.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for going too far), then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you thrive on chaos and love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then welcome to our world. And remember, “Fuck You.”

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RudeRichKid Minecraft Server

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Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, there’s this 15-year-old girl whose parents are loaded with cash. They were giving her $50 a week as pocket money, but she turned into a spoiled brat. She started making fun of a classmate for being poor and even insulted her for having a job. Can you believe that?

But wait, it gets even better! Her parents decided to teach her a lesson by making her work at one of their stores after school. And guess what? She’s already begging for her pocket money back after just three days of work! Talk about a reality check, right?

But the real kicker is when her grandparents came over and started bashing her parents for being too harsh. They even got cut off financially for not understanding the lesson their granddaughter needed to learn. Can you imagine the drama?

So, if you want to escape the real world drama and join a server where craziness like this doesn’t exist, then come on over to our Minecraft server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the value of hard work and not being a spoiled brat. See you there!

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MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

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PleasureCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in all your guilty pleasures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and participating in epic llama races.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your life, come join us on our SMP and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

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Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

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CraftyPutinServer

anti-Trudeau, Canadian politics, conspiracy theories, CraftyPutinServer, cyber warfare, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, fake news, foreign interference, government investigation, information manipulation, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online influence, political disinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, public inquiry, Russian disinformation, social media manipulation

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server and experience the thrill of battling russian disinfo agents while building epic structures in the virtual world. we have anti-trudeau articles scattered around for you to find and decode, adding an extra layer of challenge to your gameplay. join now and be part of the public inquiry to uncover the truth behind the madness. who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. hurry, before the russians shut us down!

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Youth Mental Illness Risk – Wildfire Air Exposed

“Youth, aged 9 to 11, Air, air pollution, children, environmental health, EXPOSED, exposure, health, Illness, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor air quality, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, Risk, Wildfire, Wildfire smoke, youth health

LOL join dis server cuz we got dat WILDFIRE SMOKE EXPOSURE dat’ll make u go CRAZY in da MEMBRANE! u want ur kids to have dat extra edge of MENTAL ILLNESS? well dis server got u covered! each day dey play on our server, dey get a lil bit closer to dat LOONY BIN! come join da fun and watch ur kids go bonkers in da best way possible! #CrazyCrafting #InsaneAdventures #MinecraftMadness

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What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a driven and creative individual who has a passion for art and a keen eye for design. She studied graphic design in college and has since built a successful career as a freelance designer, working with a variety of clients to bring their visions to life. In her free time, Lana enjoys painting and exploring new art mediums, as well as spending time with her family and traveling to new places for inspiration. She is constantly striving to push the boundaries of her creativity and challenge herself in new ways.

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