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DeifDownUnderMC

airstrike, Al-Qassam Brigades, Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownUnderMC, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the fun and games you could ever want! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, this dude named Deif thought he could take over the server and become number two, but we showed him who’s boss and took him down! Now, if you wanna be part of the action and take down some baddies, you gotta join our server. Plus, we got all the coolest mods and builds that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show Deif who’s boss!

DigitsCraft: ColossalRandom

chosen number, colossal digits, ColossalRandom, data science, digit analysis, DigitsCraft, large numbers, long tail, Mathematics, number theory, numerical analysis, numerical distribution, numerical frequency, numerical patterns, numerical probability, numerical sequence, Probability, random number, random selection, randomness, statistics, truly random

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. our spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the end portal, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

DiverseCraft Minecraft Server

diverse backgrounds, diverse perspectives, diverse talent, diverse workforce, DiverseCraft, diversity and equity, diversity and inclusion, diversity awareness, diversity hires, diversity hiring practices, diversity in hiring, diversity in the workplace, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity recruitment, diversity training, equal opportunity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority representation, Server, Workplace Diversity, workplace equality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is all about diversity hires! We believe in giving all types of Minecraft characters a chance to shine, so you’ll never get bored looking at the same old blocky faces. Plus, who doesn’t love a little eye candy while you’re mining for diamonds? Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed this in my life!”

FramingFoolMinecraftSMP – Building Blocks and Breaking Hearts

advice, advice needed, blocks, BREAKING, building, expensive, field, FRAMING, framing costs, framing expertise, framing industry, framing materials, framing process, framing questions, framing techniques, FramingFoolMinecraftSMP, GRANDPA, Hearts, museum glass, non-troll replies, normal, process, US, ww2 pic

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive frames in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our SMP where framing is absolutely free! That’s right, no more wasting your hard-earned emeralds on fancy frames. Plus, rumor has it that our museum glass is enchanted to protect your precious ww2 pics from any creeper explosions. So come join us and save those diamonds for something more important, like a diamond sword with looting III!

DramaCraft: Boyfriend Edition

analyzing situations, Asking for help, Boyfriend, cold shoulder, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, dramatic boyfriend, Edition, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, feeling confused, feeling distant, feeling upset, hurt feelings, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationship issues, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, self reflection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Votes:	3748	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense gameplay that will leave you questioning everything.

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of trying to figure out what’s wrong with your friends as they deny everything, just like in the story above! – Enjoy the satisfaction of giving the cold shoulder and standing your ground when things get heated. – Witness epic meltdowns and emotional outbursts that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server!

ReddItSMPCultureNav

american culture, American politics, centralized platform, community engagement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, digital communities, diverse perspectives, Global community, international users, navigating Reddit, online forums, Online platforms, political bias, political discussions, reddit, reddit users, ReddItSMPCultureNav, social media, social-networking, user experience

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of Reddit being a snooze fest with all its American-centric culture and politics? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics are between Creepers and Endermen.

Navigate our server like a pro by trading diamonds for rare memes, building giant statues of Shrek, and participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary village of meme lords where the villagers speak only in outdated internet slang.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you can join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the memes reign supreme!

PropagandaCraftUSA

America, BRAINWASHING, Deception, Disinformation, fake news, government propaganda, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, political agenda, Propaganda, propaganda campaigns, propaganda control, propaganda influence, propaganda machine, propaganda tactics, propaganda techniques, PropagandaCraftUSA, psychological warfare, social engineering, worst propaganda

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of hearing about boring politics and fake news? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only propaganda being pushed is the idea that pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters. Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

WarshipCraft: Middle East Mayhem

Conflict, current events, Defense, deployment, deploys, east, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MAYHEM, middle, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern region, Military, naval forces, Navy, News, Report, SECURITY, Tension, united states, US, WarshipCraft, Warships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	5366
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol u know what’s better than warships in the Middle East? joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. so leave the warships behind and come build some epic structures with us!

Just Released Elemental SMP: Survival Mode, Please Vanish Eventually

collaboration, Community Building, development experience, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable Experience, Eventually, Hardware, Lag, long-lasting community, Mode, Nationiers, new community, public server, Quality, released, self-hosted, smooth experience, smp, Suggestions, Survival, System admin, Tech, Trading, vanish, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Overview:	We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our SMP with “Valhelsia 6” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to weigh in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.
Launch Date:	8/1/24
Whitelisted Members:	32
Average Online Players:	5-10
System Admin Team:	Experienced in Minecraft development and community building, hosting a public survival server called Nationiers.
Contact Information:	Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw Modpack – Valhelsia 6 Status – LIVE CORE – Forge

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided by our staff members.

What modpack is being used on the server?

We are using the Valhelsia 6 modpack for our server.

Is the server currently active and live?

Yes, the server is currently live and active with players online.

Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Yes, we welcome all community members to share their suggestions and ideas for the server. Your voice matters to us!

How can I contact the server admin team?

You can contact our admin team through our Discord server or in-game on the server.