Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.
So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!
Forget about your job woes and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination.
And the best part? No need to worry about calling in sick or dealing with office politics. On our server, you can take all the time you need to relax and recharge, without any judgment or pressure to return to work.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft cure your blues. Who needs a job when you can have this much fun?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!
Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!
Our server is so awesome, even parents are getting in on the action. We have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze of excuses to avoid going to school, just like in real life! Will you be able to outsmart your parents and stay home to play Minecraft all day?
But that’s not all – we also have a mini-game where you have to deal with sibling drama and navigate through family arguments. Can you keep your cool and come out on top?
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family life in Minecraft form. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world?
But wait, there’s more! We have the rarest items you can find in Minecraft, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine a whole chunk in one hit, it’s OP as heck! Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel right at home as soon as you join.
So why wait? Come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, totally worth it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. Our server is like a virtual circus on steroids, with clowns riding llamas and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! We have a special feature that will truly blow your mind – a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those who can defeat the dancing Ender Dragon in a dance-off can unlock its secrets.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on over and let the laughter begin!
Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for anyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly, thanks to our team who brings frequent updates to increase your gaming pleasure with beautiful add-ons! What are you waiting for to join this server where you can form a team with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.
English: Cols MC is a Minecraft SMP server for players who speak Turkish. Features you find on this server include land claiming, economy, McMMO skills, enchantments, sell wands, and much more. Cols MC is for Java Edition only and supports all versions between 1.16 and 1.21.4.
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Welcome to Mariejouis RPG!
Embark on an epic journey in a Minecraft RPG inspired by the vast world of One Piece! Mariejouis SMP combines unique gameplay elements, custom ranks, and immersive roleplay to create an adventure like no other.
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We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. |
| What are the server rules? | The main rules are no hacking, no duping, and no griefing spawn. |
| Can I build alliances with other players? | Yes, players are encouraged to make allies, betray, and conquer bases in the server. |
Witness Petra going full yandere on Subaru, Al being a total faggot for not accepting juicy pussy, and the mystery of Yae’s missing twin sister Yea.
Watch as Reinhard struggles to defeat his foe over and over again, while we debate the true nature of Fatmilia.
It’s like a never-ending Re:Zero thread, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chaotic adventure you won’t forget!