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DepressedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.
So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!
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DepressedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring job interviews and rejection letters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities.Forget about your job woes and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination.
And the best part? No need to worry about calling in sick or dealing with office politics. On our server, you can take all the time you need to relax and recharge, without any judgment or pressure to return to work.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft cure your blues. Who needs a job when you can have this much fun?
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DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!
Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!
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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!
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MarriageCraft: Drama & Pettiness
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family secrets, mental breakdowns, and divorce drama! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our players are experts at causing stress and splitting families apart – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! -
CraftyCrisisSolvers
money management, stretching finances, budget constraints, dealing with affordability, living within meansAre you tired of living in a world where diamonds are harder to find than a good parking spot at the mall on Black Friday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party.Our server is so affordable, even the creepers are offering discounts on explosions! Build your dream castle without breaking the bank, and watch as your piggy bank overflows with emeralds and gold.
So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the affordability crises. With us, you’ll be swimming in riches faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”
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MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! πππ·πΊπ¨π³we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! ππ¦
build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! π½π₯
join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! πππ
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ChunkyCuisineCraft
Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cooking to a whole new level of insanity! Imagine a world where you can mix chunks of different creatures with their own fluids and light it on fire for a delicious meal! Who needs a kitchen when you have a lava pit to cook in, am I right?Join us for the craziest culinary adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From cooking up zombie brains to grilling up creepers, the possibilities are endless! And don’t worry, our chefs are certified in the art of cooking with a side of chaos.
So come on down and join us for a taste of the wild side. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite dish in the process. Just watch out for the exploding pigs, they tend to get a little rowdy during dinner time!
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SpudCraft: The Potato-Powered Adventure! π₯π
SpudCraft Server Overview
Features Description Trust-based diamond economy system Similar to HermitCraft /spawn command Easily get back to spawn Voice chat mod Similar to HermitCraft Vanilla gameplay Essential datapacks included Age requirement 15 years old Community Kind, mature, and interactive Events Collaborative build projects, game nights BlueMap Explore the world FAQ
What is SpudCraft?
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to create a safe, trusting community for all players.
How do I join?
To join SpudCraft, you can submit an application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe
When will the server reset?
SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. Join now to get whitelisted and meet the community before the reset.