Depressed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

Israel, Minecraft, smp, palestinians, Genocide

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

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Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

suicidal thoughts, mental illness, stigma, Minecraft, support groups

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

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FatherInLawCraft

finish what I’m doing, snapped out of it, live in father in law, work full time, FatherInLawCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

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Serotonin Space – Happy Blocks & Sad Slabs

blocks, serotonin deficiency, Slabs, Depressed, serotonin imaging

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be happier than a pig in mud! we got serotonin levels higher than a hot air balloon, u won’t be feeling depressed here, only good vibes and blocky adventures! our players have so much serotonin, they can literally see it glowing in the dark like a disco party in ur brain! come join us and release all dat happy hormone, we promise u won’t be feeling down in the dumps like those sad depressed cells, we got ur back with all the serotonin u need to keep u smiling and mining away!

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DateCraft Minecraft Server

advice, third wheel, Minecraft, Communication, inappropriate

Are you tired of being a “depressed single loser” like our friend here? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your dating woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who understand your struggles.

Just like how our friend here tried to get feedback from his date, you can also seek advice from our friendly community on how to level up your game both in Minecraft and in the dating world. Who knows, you might even find your player 2 while building your dream castle together!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where anything is possible, even finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential soulmates waiting to be discovered? See you in the game, lovebirds!

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Depressed Chonky Gamers: Brain Boosting Therapy

comorbidity, mental health, Adults, obesity, brain circuitry

come join our minecraft server where we will solve all your problems like a magical therapist but with blocks and creepers! if you’re feeling down and chunky, our cognitive crafting therapy will have you building your way to happiness in no time. we’ve seen players go from sad to glad in just one session, with their brain circuits lighting up like a disco ball. so why wait? join now and let’s mine away those blues together!

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VapeCraft: Depressed Teens Edition

“Youth, nicotine addiction, adolescent health, Australian high school students, substance use

come join our minecraft server, where we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures! we got depressed adolescents vaping left and right, it’s like a vape nation up in here! if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join our server and start puffin’ on them e-cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow. we even have a special vape room where you can blow sick clouds and show off your skills. who needs therapy when you can just vape your problems away in minecraft? join now and let’s get this party started!

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HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

Unhappy, self-care, Frustration, suicidal thoughts, Struggling

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

Communication, Insecurity, Server, anniversary, vow renewal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of celebrating special occasions! Are you tired of sacrificing your own happiness for others? Join us and let loose in a world where you can have the anniversary celebration you truly deserve!

Picture this: you and your virtual spouse, surrounded by pixelated love and happiness, ready to embark on a journey of vow renewals and second honeymoons. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual friend, let’s call him Steve, decides to get married on the same day as your Minecraft anniversary. The nerve!

But fear not, for on our server, you can plan a virtual brunch for just the two of you, away from the prying eyes of Steve and his wedding party. Build a majestic brunch spot, complete with pixelated mimosas and diamond-studded pancakes. Take a break from the chaos of the wedding and immerse yourself in the tranquility of your own anniversary celebration.

And if Steve dares to deny your request for a private moment, don’t worry – on our server, you can unleash your inner Minecraft drama queen. Tell all the other players about Steve’s selfishness, create pixelated posters denouncing his lack of flexibility, and rally the virtual troops to support your cause.

So come join our Minecraft server, where every anniversary is a celebration worth fighting for – because in the world of blocks and pixels, love always wins!

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CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

like-minded people, room, not do shit, Living, be optimistic

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

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