Depressed Minecraft Servers

Depressed

  • Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

    Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

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    so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

    DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a divorced mom, her son, her ex-husband, his new girlfriend, and a supportive father figure all trying to navigate their relationships in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and watch the drama unfold in real time?

    From unexpected hospital visits to birthday sundaes, our server has it all. And don’t even get us started on the passive-aggressive social media posts – you won’t believe the shade that gets thrown around here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft family saga you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of entertainment? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Depressed Diners Minecraft

    Depressed Diners Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

    Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a lonely /pol/cel stuck in a dark corner of the internet? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Our server is filled with love and acceptance, just like my trans girlfriend who brings me so much joy <3 But wait, there's more! On our server, you'll find unicorns roaming freely, rainbow sheep prancing through the meadows, and a secret disco party hidden in the depths of the mines. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on the epic dance battles that go down there. So what are you waiting for? Leave the darkness of /pol/ behind and come join us on our Minecraft server where happiness and rainbows await! Remember, love always wins in the end <3

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Eugenics Minecraft Server

    Blocky Eugenics Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling constantly blackpilled and depressed? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for all your eugenicist woes! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. So come on over and leave your eugenicist worries behind – after all, who needs genetics when you have a diamond sword and a pet parrot that tells dad jokes?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Superiority Complex Minecraft Server

    Superiority Complex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

    Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

    Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Enlightened Minecraft Server

    Enlightened Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP