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Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

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Elven Design Minecraft Server

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Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

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Country Boy Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5996
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	3005	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	339013	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3425
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3050
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6134
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

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