Depressed Minecraft Servers

Depressed

  • AnxiousCraft: 40% Depressed, 50 Countries

    AnxiousCraft: 40% Depressed, 50 Countries

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from the real world, right? well, imagine joining this server and all ur chronic pain just magically disappears! like, poof, gone! turns out, our server has this crazy power to make u feel all happy and stuff, no more anxiety or depression for u, buddy! it’s like a magical land where all ur worries just melt away. plus, u get to build cool stuff and hang out with awesome peeps from all over the world. so why wait? join now and say goodbye to ur chronic pain and hello to a whole new world of fun and happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Adventurous Block Realm 1.20.5

    Adventurous Block Realm 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server for a break from crazy family drama! >Escape the narcissistic grandmas and stubborn moms in our virtual world! >No need to cry like a bitch, just build and explore with us! >Find support from AI girlfriends who understand you better than real moms! >Defeat the defeat and feel the victory of crafting and surviving! >No more long ass blog posts, just fun and games in our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.2

    Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, like, this chick was all sad and lonely and stuff, but now she’s giving her boyfriend morning blowies like it’s nobody’s business! And get this, she’s even down for threesomes and public sex now! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, like, if you wanna level up your game in Minecraft and in the bedroom, you gotta join this server, like, yesterday! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChickens: No Girls Allowed!

    CraftyChickens: No Girls Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my pal’s dating life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists.

    Just like my pal, this server has its ups and downs. One minute you’ll be living in a pristine mansion, the next you’ll be surrounded by chaos and filth. But hey, that’s the fun of it!

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive on drama and unpredictability. From mysterious disappearances to bizarre cleaning habits, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy adventure instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

    SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

    Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PassportPals Minecraft Server

    PassportPals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic family members ruining the vibe!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Depressed Pixel Pals

    Depressed Pixel Pals

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes ur brain feels like it’s moving at the speed of a snail? well, on our server, that’s a good thing! cuz we got the most abnormally slow neural dynamics in all of Minecraft! depressed? no problem! our visual cortex will match ur mood perfectly! and get this – the slower ur brain moves, the better ur chances of winning! cuz u gotta be super chill to navigate our insane obstacles and challenges. so come join us and experience the ultimate in brain sluggishness – it’s like a vacation for ur mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Depressed Temp Survival

    Depressed Temp Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you want to escape the sad feels of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want to distract you from your depression. Plus, did you know that building stuff in Minecraft actually raises your body temperature? That’s right, playing on our server will literally make you hotter! And everyone knows that being hot is the key to happiness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build our way to a brighter, warmer future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

    Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

    join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

    so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LonelySteveMC SMP

    LonelySteveMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

    So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP