Depreciation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyEngageBizCard

sales department, maintenance cost, CraftyEngageBizCard, Test drive, new car sales

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the action.

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us and leave all your worries behind. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!

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RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!

outflow worries, depreciation, central bank intervention, Currency, DROPS

lol imagine if ur minecraft diamonds dropped to lifetime low on outflow worries. well u dont have to imagine on this server cuz we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of economic chaos and diamond drama. our server is like the stock market on steroids, with prices fluctuating faster than u can say “creeper”. come join the fun and watch ur virtual wealth soar and crash like never before. who needs real life problems when u can have fake ones in minecraft? join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and diamond shortages.

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CraftyMileageHaus

long tail tags, manufactured house, Mileage, home maintenance, Housing

so, like, imagine this, right? you log onto this epic minecraft server and all the houses are like, used cars but for houses. they’ve got mileage on them, man! but don’t worry, it just means they’ve been around the block a few times, ya know?

join this server for the thrill of living in a house that’s been places, man. maybe it’s been to the nether and back, who knows? but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored in a house with mileage.

come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures these houses have been on. maybe you’ll find a secret treasure map hidden in the attic, or a portal to a whole new dimension in the basement. the possibilities are endless on this wacky server.

so what are you waiting for? hop in your used house and come join the fun! who knows where this wild ride will take you.

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BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!

Probability, wear and tear, ownership, #Automotive, Treasure

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.

not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.

but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?

so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.

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GameFail Minecraft Server

GameFail, reviews, Feedback, bad game, Failure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

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YenCraft: 1/3 Peak Power

yen, exchange rate, power, economic indicators, All-Time Low

LOL COME TO DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LIKE A SAD LITTLE PUPPY WITH NO BONES. OUR ECONOMY IS SO MESSED UP, YOU CAN BUY A DIAMOND SWORD FOR THE PRICE OF A ROTTEN POTATO. JOIN US FOR THE WACKIEST ECONOMIC EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)

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CraftyCorruptionSA

fraud, corruption scandals, Financial Misconduct, kickbacks, state-owned companies

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

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BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, bats’ metabolism, Evolutionary adaptations, metabolic diseases, high concentrations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Stoic, lovebomb, contradictory advice, distant, Server

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

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Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

Minecraft, mobile game, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Partyvan, bonanza

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

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