Depreciation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyEngageBizCard

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the action.

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us and leave all your worries behind. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!

RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!

depreciation, inflation, DROPS, foreign exchange, RupeeCraft

lol imagine if ur minecraft diamonds dropped to lifetime low on outflow worries. well u dont have to imagine on this server cuz we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of economic chaos and diamond drama. our server is like the stock market on steroids, with prices fluctuating faster than u can say “creeper”. come join the fun and watch ur virtual wealth soar and crash like never before. who needs real life problems when u can have fake ones in minecraft? join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and diamond shortages.

CraftyMileageHaus

home maintenance, CraftyMileageHaus, Property, construction, mobile home park

so, like, imagine this, right? you log onto this epic minecraft server and all the houses are like, used cars but for houses. they’ve got mileage on them, man! but don’t worry, it just means they’ve been around the block a few times, ya know?

join this server for the thrill of living in a house that’s been places, man. maybe it’s been to the nether and back, who knows? but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored in a house with mileage.

come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures these houses have been on. maybe you’ll find a secret treasure map hidden in the attic, or a portal to a whole new dimension in the basement. the possibilities are endless on this wacky server.

so what are you waiting for? hop in your used house and come join the fun! who knows where this wild ride will take you.

BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!

Longevity, 20 years, Probability, Durability, resale value

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.

not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.

but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?

so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.

GameFail Minecraft Server

Server, Release, GameFail, big, price cut

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

YenCraft: 1/3 Peak Power

Economy, Currency, All-Time Low, economic analysis, peak

LOL COME TO DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LIKE A SAD LITTLE PUPPY WITH NO BONES. OUR ECONOMY IS SO MESSED UP, YOU CAN BUY A DIAMOND SWORD FOR THE PRICE OF A ROTTEN POTATO. JOIN US FOR THE WACKIEST ECONOMIC EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)

IvyCraft Skyblock Adventure

Adventure, Enchanting, Custom Items, Mob Arenas, player-oriented

IvyCraft

IvyCraft is a super cool Minecraft server that’s all about making you feel like a boss. You’ll find tons of awesome stuff to do, like custom items, Skyblock challenges, and mob arenas that will get your heart racing. Plus, there are sweet rewards and cool cosmetics to show off your style. Join IvyCraft now and get ready for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Let’s go have some fun together!

play.ivycraft.net

Specterium Chaos – Join Now!

Redstone, UNTAMED, cutthroat, freedom, hacks allowed

Specterium

Welcome to the wild world of Specterium! Get ready for a crazy, lawless, and exciting adventure like no other. In this tough realm, there are no rules, no laws, and no limits. It’s a wild, free land where you can do whatever you want.

Embrace the freedom to build and destroy as you please. From big forts to cool redstone stuff (NO LAG MACHINES), you can shape the world however you want. Make friends with other players or go solo, just know that trust is hard to come by in this tough world.

No fancy plugins, mods, or admins here – you’re in charge of your own fate. Battle other players, raid their bases, and take their stuff. Or explore the wilderness for hidden treasures and rare stuff.

-No Chat Rules -No Rules -Just Optimization Stuff -Hacks Allowed -No Resets

JOIN NOW SPECTERIUM.NET

specterium.net

ChaosCraft: True Anarchy

bedrock, java, Anarchy, true anarchy, Chaos

True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Unleash Chaos! Brand New! Join True Anarchy – The Anarchy Minecraft Server for Java (1.8-1.19.4) and Bedrock!

132.145.128.242

Kovol’s Warzone

Oil Rig, Guns, Safezones, Server, juicy loot

Kovol

Kovolska is a 1.7.10 decimation server, which is a modpack that has looting, zombies, and player PvP with guns. The modpack can be found on curseforge. The server has 3 safezones, lots of turfs to claim, places to make and sell drugs, and spots for wars. To join, install the modpack, launch it, click on other servers, and add the server’s IP.

Some cool things about Kovolska:

Fixes for major decimation bugs
Crafting and using drugs
Defend the oil rig for sweet loot.

Connect now and have a blast!

147.135.182.113